Monday, 16 November 2009
07:46:47 PM (GMT)
(This is all a joke by the way!)
So, first, I want to drop out of high-school in the ninth grade. That is, of course,
after failing eight grade three times, and then getting socially promoted because I'm
too old to hang with the 'real' eighth graders.
While in school, I'll get pregnant four times for four different daddies. Then, I'll
ask my baby daddies to pay child support. I'll then name my four kids--three girls
and a baby boy--ghetto names. My three girls will be: Kavicya, Rayleeraj, and
Moniquay. My lil boy with be Lil' Darius Jr.
I would then preceed to be named 'hoe' and 'slut' in school, all the while screwing
all the guys at the school. They will then go to the locker rooms and discuss how
good I am in bed.
By the time I drop out, I will be getting social security and all you good Americans
would be paying your good money to support my life. All my baby daddies would be in
jail, and I'd be pregnant with twin boys. Not knowing who the daddy is, I will name
one Lee and one John, because I slept with both men on the same night--at the same
time with a whip and chain because now I am a kinky hoe--and can't be sure who the
babies are for.
This is with the fact that you can have twins for different daddies.
I will then preceed to get all gold teeth, or have none at all, weave, and five-inch
nails I can't do anything with. I will become one of those women who wear nothing but
bedrobes when they open the door and scream, "What the hell you doin' wakin' me up at
six in the mornin'?" even thought it is three in the afternoon.
I will become fat and ugly with no hair. My children will recieve no discipline and
sell drugs for a living. One of my baby girls will overdose and die. Heartbroken, I
will turn to drugs. A twenty-or-so odd years later, I will die from smoking the heavy