Saturday, 29 August 2009
09:59:48 AM (GMT)
So... I was listening to Idgaf by Blood on the Dance Floor and I was dancing around
the room. (That is a random fact...) Then, a thought popped into my head, and I
started talking about this guy that I like at my school.
Me: I think I'm in love.
Emily: With who?
Me: Alex! Duh!
Emily: Oh yeah. The guy you stalk.
Me: I don't stalk him!
Emily: You follow him to his classes!
Me: I guess that is a bit weird.
Emily: Why do you like him anyway?
Me: He's cute, funny, smart, nice, sexy, amazing...
Emily: I get it.
Me: If he was a girl, I would be a lesbian.
Emily: Oh my god!
Me: What? Do I have a spider on my ass?
Emily: What did you just say?
Me: If he was a girl, I would be a lesbian?
Emily: That's gross!
Me: I know. But... If he ever decided to be a girl, I would go lez.
Emily: You have major problems.
Me: I know. Thank you!
So what! I'm strange! You should've seen the look on her face when I said that! It
was fucking EPIC!