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Tuesday, 14 July 2009
01:18:10 PM (GMT)
 Title is unrelated. Stolen from karolina's panties. Which I remove. Often.

1. First thing you wash in the shower?  
Uh, My face.

2. What color is your favorite hoodie?   
Black C:

3. Would you kiss the last person you kissed again?  
 Karolina. OH LORD OUR NICE HOT SLIMY FRENCHING WAS SO TASTY JESSU. YES AGAIN AGAIN!

4.Do you plan outfits?  
Apshh! Well yeah!

5. How are you feeling RIGHT now?  
Like Llamaworm!

6. Whats the closest thing to you thats red?  
My bracelet 8D

7. Do you say aim or a-i-m?  
 I say bend over bitch.

8. Tell me about the last dream you remember having?  
Well like, I was sitting on the top of the fridge and Karolina was like..Eating
stuff, and she was naked! And we were talking about like, videogames. It was really
weird.

9. Did you meet anybody new today?  
I met the mayonaise jar.

10. What are you craving right now?  
A pickle. NICE BIG LONG FAT JUICY PICKLE.

11. Do you floss?  
Yeah 8D

12. What comes to mind when I say cabbage?  
Can-I-Grab-Your-Package?

13. When was the last time you talked on aim?  
Bend over bitch.

14. Are you emotional?  
Apshh. No. ARE YOU CALLING ME EMO?
/sob.

WHY ARE YOU STARING AT ME? >8C GET AWAY!

15. Would you dance to the taco song??
My taco flavored keeeses.

16. Have you ever counted to 1,000?  
I do that in the shower! And when I fap. <>8[

25. Would you go sky diving?  
Oh yes.

26. Would you go out to eat with George W. Bush?  
I would. I would then eat his pelvis and jump rope using his intestines.

27. Would you throw potatoes at him?  
Fuck yeah!

28. Is there anything sparkly in the room you’re in?  
Uhh. My straightener is sparkly! : D And my phonee.

29. Have you ever been in a castle?  
:C No

30. Do you rent movies often?  
I buy lots of movies and never watch them

31. Who sits in behind you in your math class?  
Your cunt. i don't have any class.

32. Have you made a prank phone call?  
"IS GORDON THERE? THIS IS HIS MOTHER."

33. Do you own a gun?  
Uhh no.

34. Can you count backwards from 74?  
YEAH 8D /justtried

35. Who are you going to be with tonight?  
Tonight? /checks calender
I believe tonight issss Karolina! 8D
YEYUSSS

36. Brown or white eggs?  
None! >:C

37. Do you own something from Hot Topic?  
AApppshh. <>:C I of all people would know a bit about grudges.
NOT AT ALL.

42. Do you use chap stick?  
My lip gloss is poppin'

43. What is your best friend doing tomorrow?  
Idk. Newt does weird ass shit. He'll probably do these things. In this order;

Wake up to the sound of the toilet flushing a huge shit
Eat some ketchup
Sweep the bathroom
Go out and check the mail naked. With socks on.
Pet his cat. 
Eat breakfast
Take a bubble bath
Wear slippers
Play guitar hero
Call me and tell me about petting his cat
Text me obsessively talking about Llamaworm
Get bored
Pet his cat some more
Eat more ketchup
Check the mail again
Get tired
Jerk his merk
Fall asleep.

44. Can you use chop sticks?  
C: yeah!

45. Ever have cream puffs?  
Ill put my cream in your puff! >8D

46. Have you ever seen The Butterfly Effect?  
The what?

47. What was the last question you asked?  
"Newt. i really worry about you and your cockmongling. Are you okay?"

48. What was the last CD you bought?  
Uhh. MSI-IF I think.

49. Boys or girls?  
>:C Is that a trick question?

50. What is your bus number for school?  
Cunt.

51. Is your hair curly?  
that would be funny.

52. Last time you cried?  
When you mongled my c-*brick'd*

53. Ever walked into a wall?  
<>:3

61. The last person you held hands with?  
Newt. He shed some manly tears when we watched Epic movie

62. Do you sleep with the TV on?  
I nap with the TV on.

63. Where was your last date?
Up your ass.

64. Do you hate or dislike more than 3 people?  
Oh yes.

65. Do you like your life right now?  
Did you really just ask me that?

66. How often do you talk on the phone?  
Uhh..Like all the time with Newt and callie. Karolina too :3

67. What is your favorite animal?  
Llama. No competition.

68. What was the most recent thing you bought?  
I think a dick lollipop from spencers
{:

69. Do you have good vision?  
Uhh...I have reading glasses!
they're uber manly.

70. Can you hula hoop?  
;D Wanna watch?

71. Could you ever forgive a cheater?  
Absolutely not.

72. Do you have a job?  
Professional cockmongler. LOL NO.

73. Can you handle the truth?  
You kill my father. Prepare to die.

74. What are you wearing?  
Uhh black shirt and black and orange pajama pants. C:

75. Have you ever crawled through a window?
;A; Yeah


KBAI

Comments 
‹Wallflowers♥› says:   14 July 2009   984315  
I'm going to steal this. :D
KTHX.
 
‹{FeelTheWaltz}› says:   14 July 2009   517291  
 Could I steal this? It's like...super awesome
 
‹Callie;Calls herself CRUISE. TOM CRUISE ♥› says:   14 July 2009   734112  
Wonderful. *clap*
 
karolinacake says:   14 July 2009   711329  
This made me giggle like the fat asian pedophile that I secretly am.
OOPS~ I just told you my secret~
WINKWINK
TAKE ME NOWWWWW PLZ
 
‹ENVY ! ?;; XXX-R a t e d Baby ♥ ViewersUnderaged› says:   14 July 2009   338263  
 OHSOUWANTMETOSTICKMYNICEJUICYSCHLONGINTOYERBEETS?
 
karolinacake says :   15 July 2009   467748  
gimmiedatschlonghhhmongyesnowpls
 
 
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