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I made a funnyCategory: hahaha
Saturday, 18 April 2009
06:03:24 PM (GMT)
Ok. I did a mad lib and this is how it turned out. I didn't see the text until after
I filled in the words (words in bold) so YESSSSS, it's COMPLETELY RANDOM. And some of
it accidentally makes sense.




The Person Who Did Stuff To Me

As I was meandering dramatically down the mts. , one fine summer's
night the most obnoxious, tiger walked by me,  stopping me
in my tracks. "Look here," I said, your  fugly  mom weakly jizzed me, stopping
me in my tracks. "Look here," I said, finishing my belly button at him
barely, "That was terribly old of you. I demand an apology."
Then your mom exposed at me rudely and jizzed me again, this
time with both hairy balls.
"Excuse me!" I said, this time more wrongly. "Desist at once, or I shall be
forced to skin you. You're a very fat  woman, I must say."
"I can't stop,"  your mom said slowly. "You see, my mother was a
hooker, my father was pimp, and the trauma was just too much. I'm just
as fucked as you, I'm wet."
, and the trauma was just too much. I'm mushy as a tiger, I'm
conniving to say." 
At hearing his negative story, I felt for your mom. But I flipped
off the careless butt hole anyway and moved on.
Last edited: 19 April 2009

Comments 
‹JessyARGH› says :   18 April 2009   748243  
THAT WAS  AHMAZING.
I LOVE YOU!
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