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Wednesday, 1 April 2009
06:33:20 PM (GMT)
<bold>I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.</bold>
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists. 
I'm BLACK so I MUST carry a gun. 
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz 
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
<bold>I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.</bold>[Not religious]
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
<bold>I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.</bold>
<bold>I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.</bold>
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell. 
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
<bold>I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.</bold>
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.  
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible. 
<bold>I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.</bold>
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash. 
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.
I'm a DANCER, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
<bold>I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a Goth or emo.</bold>
<bold>I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of
girlfriend.</bold>[SOVIET GIRL :D]
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
<bold>I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.</bold>
<bold>I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention. </bold>
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual. 
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
<bold>I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be screwing them all.</bold>
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser. 
<bold>I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and that’s how Russians
roll.</bold>[Belarusian, but same shit :]]
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.
I’m a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction. 
<bold>I’m a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.</bold>
<bold>I’m STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.</bold>
<bold>I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.</bold>[WoW]
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid. 
<bold>I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.</bold>
<bold>I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.</bold>
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff.
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks.
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7. 
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals. 
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect.
<bold>I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black.</bold>
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
<bold>I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.</bold>
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
<bold>I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.</bold>
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border. 
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon. 
<bold>I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.</bold>[Bi-curious] 
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm PREP, so I MUST be rich.
<bold>I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.</bold>
<bold>I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.</bold>
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo. 
I couldn't hurt a FLY, so I MUST be a pussy
<bold>I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.</bold>
<bold>I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
<bold>I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.</bold>
<bold>I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.</bold>
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE so I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
<bold>I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.</bold>
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted. 
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled. 
<bold>I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.</bold>
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant. 
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I'm SCOTTISH so I MUST have ginger hair and wear a kilt.
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo. 
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent. 
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate
every man on the earth.
<bold>I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.</bold>
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea
cricket, and have bad teeth.
<bold>I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the
past, present, and future.</bold>
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser.
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippie. 
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
<bold>I CHAT; I MUST be having cyber sex.</bold>
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins 
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
<bold>I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.</bold>
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER. 
<bold>I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or
<bold>I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.</bold>
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast. 
<bold>I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish.</bold>
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting. 
I love marching bands, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
<bold>I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.</bold>
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
<bold>I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling
I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems.
I like FIRE so I must be an arsonist. 
I'm FRENCH so I must have tasted SNAILS and FROG LEGGS and liked it! 
I'm AMERICAN, so I MUST be a fat couch potato.
Last edited: 29 July 2009

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