My version of Harry Potter, enjoy freaks :D
Hagrid: HAS ANYTHING EVER HAPPENED? THINGS THAT YOU CAN'T EXPLAIN, AXEL? YOUR A
Hagrid: SPIT IT OUT BOY.
Me: I'm a what?!
Hagrid: YOUR A WIZARD.
Me: But I can't be a wizard, I'm just Axel. D:
Hagrid: WELL JUST AXEL, LETS TAKE A RIDE ON MY STICK, MY BROOM STICK THAT IS. -flies
Ron: Can I see your scar?
Me: -shows him-
Fred, George, and Ron: -looks at my scar- WICKED. 8D [LOLWUT]
Hermione: 'Ello Axel. May I fix your glasses?
Me: But I don't wear gla-
Hermione: -FALCON PUNCH- All better :D -walks off-
In the Sorceress Chamber thingy..
Voldemort: AXEL POTTER...
Me: Who are you?! Why do you want the stone?
Voldemort: Forget the stone Potter.. I want your virginity...
Me: o_e" -runs-
Voldemort: I'LL BE WAITING IN THE NEXT MOVIE BBY! <33
In the hospital
Dumbledoor: How are you feeling, Axel?
Me: Better, now that Voldemort left. o.o
Dumbledoor: -eats a jellybean- Mmm, tastes like babies :B
Me: D: WTF!?
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