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I kissed my ex-boyfriend because that bum stole my taco!Category: (general)
Tuesday, 24 February 2009
09:17:20 PM (GMT)
Pick the month you were born in:

1 (Jan)-I stabbed
2 (Feb)-I robbed
3 (Mar)-I banged
4 (Apr)-I shot
5 (May)-I slapped
6 (June)-I needed
7 (July)-I ran shirtless with
8 (Aug)-I kissed
9 (Sept)-I hugged
10 (Oct)-I killed
11 (Nov)-I smoked with
12 (Dec)-I ran naked with

Pick the day (number) you were born on:
01-A rock star
02-A bag of weed
03-My boyfr​iend
04-A homeless guy
05-A hobo
06-Paris Hilton
07-The one that I love
08-A whore​
09-A bowl of cereal
10-A gangsta
11-A snowman
12-A hottie
13-Crackhead
14-My baby
15-A condom
16-A ninja​
17-The cookie monster
18-A sexy boy
19-An easter egg
20-My ex boyfriend
21-A spatula
22-My crush​
23-Yo momma​
24-Barney the Dinosaur​
25-A teletubby
26-A gangsta
27-A mop
28-The trojan man
29-My hoe
30-A toothbrush​
31-My girlfriend​

Pick the colour of shirt you are wearing:​
White-Because I'm sexy like that
Black-Because I love weed
Pink-Because I still love him
Turquoise-Because I like to snort cocaine
Brown-Because I'm gay like that
Polka Dots-Because I am a tranny
Purple-Because I like shoelaces
Grey-Because I have AMAZING boobs​
Other-Because I'm retarded
Green-Because that bum stole my taco
Orange-Because I am a mexican
Red-Because I am crazy like that
Blue-Because I'm good in bed
Tye dye-Because I'm a fucking scuba diver​
Graphic-Because the gummy bears raped me
None-Because I have a kille​r six pac!​

Comments 
‹XxXImHis_Pretty_RaveGirlXxX› says:   25 February 2009   681196  
I robbed a bowl of cereal because that bum stole my taco...

that's epic. :D
 
‹~Wayward Victorian Girl~› says:   25 February 2009   767195  
Lol! It is! ^^
 
ninjamangagirlXDLOLZ says:   3 March 2009   739146  
I kissed a ninja because I 'm good in
bed.........................wow.

My brother: I killed my baby because I'm cool like that.........SOOOOO
NOT FUNNY! I t makes sense!

My other brother: I smoked with a bowl of cereal because I'm good in
bed.LOL!
 
‹~Wayward Victorian Girl~› says:   4 March 2009   187481  
Lol! They're funny ^^
 
‹<3JESSE..ISH..EPIC<3› says:   23 March 2009   761518  
I stabbed yo mama because gummy bears raped me. Sorry to " Yo Mama"
 
‹RushingStars★› says:   23 March 2009   539839  
I killed my boyfriend because i still love him.
????
i don't even HAVE a boyfriend!
 
‹Syndromic_Wonderland› says :   23 March 2009   824727  
I kissed my girlfriend because I'm good in bed. O.o
 
 
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