Monday, 2 February 2009
04:29:21 AM (GMT)
Today my little brother got ninja headbands!
Having been a lifelong supporter of pirates,
I could not stand for this blatant piratey prejudice!
So being cunning i made off with one of the headbands for pirate glory!
its even got a little quaver on top. I thought this was pretty cool, so i put it on,
and much to my disgust,
the ninjas foresaw this, and sought to take over my minds! for hours
i was running around the house screaming 'I AM A NINJA'
til mum came home and got cranky cus the kitchen was messy!
and then to my even greater disgust for the second time in a single day,
My brother informed me that i was in fact NOT a NINJA,
but merely just a girl!
If being a ninja means having no identifiably catchy name, i say forget you ninjas!
I shall go back to being Lord Winterbottom of the high seas!
Also, the headband made me make funny facial expressions!
Last edited: 2 February 2009