Sunday, 11 January 2009
06:52:53 PM (GMT)
Go to urbandictionary.com and type in your answers to the following questions.
Post the first definition it gives you.
1.) Your name?
awesome person that is often imitated but never duplicated.
Nicole is so godly that I adore her.
1. An individual who is described as funny, enduring, and charming.
2. A female who enjoys eating grapes and partaking in the ritual of laughter at the
Nicole chocked on a grape. This amused the group.
2.) Your age?
13 year old
When someone becomes a teen. 13 year olds think they're amazing, but instead they
have raging hormones and their face is covered with zits:
1. a young teen
13 year olds like to hump each other and inanimate objects because they think it's
not masturbating, but it really is.
3.) One of your friends?
to lead a guy on and stop all contact with him. Also can mean a bull dyke lesbian. To
be unnatractive and manly in their ways. To have characteristics of a man.
Dont go with her dude, thats an autumn.
4.) What should you be doing?
Homework: (Noun) a punishment given to students by evil teachers after the students
have already put in 7 hours of hard labor.
5.) Favorite color?
Flavor of kool-aid to a black person.
Mom: Ey hunnah! I'm hittin' up the local Safeway. Does yo bitch ass need anythin!?
Son: Yeah git me some kool-aid bitch!
Mom: What flava?!
Only province in Canada that Americans find worthwhile to visit. Only province in
Canada where it takes 30 minutes to get from the beaches to the snow capped
mountains. Makes Americans wonder what the other Canadians are doing out in Alberta
and Ontario. Locals like to show off by windsurfing and snowboarding in the same day,
just because they can.
"God lives in British Columbia" -Denny Crane
American businessperson: "Let's go up to British Columbia and buy a condo now before
their prices jump another 25%."
7.) Month of your birth?
That short German muscle guy that sits in the back of the bar who can drink everybody
under the table.
Who's that guy in the back of the bar drinking from a stein? Oh, that's August!
Speaking of him, that makes me feel like drinking. Let's tilt another down!
A month that has no holidays
The worst month of the year.
Did you know that more people die in august than in any other month?
8.) Last person you talked to?
Guy who loves sports, drinking and irish punk rock, somehow manages to be appealing
to every girl on the planet despite a chronic inability to seal the deal. Will end up
being the PE teacher all the unpopular girls have a crush on. Curse his buffness.
(Friend) Hey is that Daniel over there?
(Other friend) Is he wearing a quiksilver t-shirt?
(Other friend) Then it's not Daniel.
or my brother
a person whom you are related to. sometimes a role model. sometimes an ass. sometimes
a friend. a person who you are stuck being related to until the day you die through
good or bad
what hulk hogan usually says after a sentence
9.) One of your nicknames?
a beautiful girl that is often mistaken for being quiet but is definitely not. (so
much like me^^)
when you shave you arms to early
that everyone can tell you shave your arms
because it looks all prickly
but its too short to shave again