Saturday, 3 January 2009
07:11:37 PM (GMT)
why sex hurts girls and pleasures guys.....
so on the news there was a girl
who submitted a tape and it was a phone conversation
between a girl and her boyfriend
This is how it went:
Amber -- Ronny, are you gonna come over tomorrow
meet my mom? Like I said before,she really wants to
Ronny -- Of course, honey. I
how much this means to you.
When would you like me to come over?
Amber -- How about 6-ish? Hey
Ronny, what's that tapping
Ronny -- What?! I
You're probably imagining
Amber -- Quit joking around,
Ronny!! Stop making that noise.
It's getting louder!
Ronny -- I don't joke, you should
know that by now...
love you so much, and I would never lie to
Amber -- It's starting to hurt my
How can you NOT hear that?! Hold on,
there's someone at the
I'll be right back! Don't miss me too
**She answers the door and sees
there, holding a knife and a
Ronny -- Hey,
**He slaughtered Amber and when her parents came at six the next day he
killed them too**
If you don't repost this bulletin in two
hours, Amber will crawl out from under your bed in
your sleep and murder you.
The last thing you will see are her rotting eyes and the
in her hand.
why sex hurts girls & pleasures boys.
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