Tuesday, 16 December 2008
12:09:26 AM (GMT)
Okee dokee, this new category is for entries that I make, sensical or not, when I am
high on tictacs. This entry, however, is the latter (nonsensical!).
CAST OF CHARACTERS
Mr Webster as David Cook a.k.a. Staple Guy a.k.a. The Fake Snow Machine Guy a.k.a. Ms
Minaudo's student teacher
Ms Maigree as the poor, unsuspecting university student a.k.a. Mrs Tawil's student
Steven as the Grinch
Mary-Catherine as Dr. Suess (and another kid who needs a life)
Haley, Kirsten, Sarah, Sammar and Vanessa as other kids who need lives
Spencer as My Secret Weapon
Ms Minaudo as The Ruiner
Mr Muraccas as The Real Snow Machine Guy
Liam as My Brother
Mrs Tawil as Director
Mary as an annoying grade four who I hate but won't leave me alone cause I'm the only
one who's nice to her
Ms Somebody as the annoying blonde one who's name I forget adn I tried to shoot her
with my eyes
Amanda as Hilariously Funny, As Usual
Krystin, Bakous, Ahmad, Michael, Mariah, Nicole and Amber as People
Ricardo as a distraction
Okay, so this is how it goes... we had our Christmas play and it was a lot of fun and
blah blah blah blah blah... only this time it wasn't blah blah blah blah blah because
Ms Minaudo and Mrs Tawil had student teachers, yay! And so when we had our dress
rehearsal at the high school where we were doing our play, and we were going inot the
auditorium and we see Mr Webster and Mrs Maigree sitting together, and they were like
really really close. So I tapped Sarah on the shoulder and our conversation went
Mary-Catherine: See those two?
Mary-Catherine: Don't they look like they need a parental advisory?
Sarah: I guess so...?
Mary-Catherine: Come on, look at them!
Sarah: Hey, yeah!
So then we were done practicing and me and Sarah were laughing a lot. Then we went
to the lunch room and we went to teh place where they sell food and then Mr Webster
and Mrs Maigree were there and she bought food but he didn't, and he waited for her.
Then they walked out together. And they sat together. And we all sat at the other
side of the room but me and Sarah kept on looking at them laughing at the same time
and smiling at the same time and looking like love-struck fourteen-year-olds at the
same tiem the whole time. Then Sarah's stupid sister Mary came over and demanded I
tell her what we talking about. So I told her. And then it was an inside joke
between me and Sarah and Mary.
Here's the summary of a conversation between me and Mary backstage in the
Mary: I don't see either of them.
Me: They're probably in the green room (realizes how wrong that sounds)
Mary: What are they doing?
Me: Well, I don't know, but if I recall correctly, there's a really comfortable couch
in the green room (take the opportunity after saying something that came out wrong,
and it's okay because she's another one of those nine-year-olds that reads Twilight)
(we both laugh and the green room becomes a running joke between all of the kids in
the cast of characters)
THUS CONCLUDES EPISODE ONE!...NOW, PLEASE READ THE DRAMATIC TEASER-TRAILOR FOR
Haley: You don't think she likes him, do you?
Mary-Catherine: Psh, no! And I don't think he likes her, either! No way!
Krystin: Sure you don't...
Haley: She's not doing anything! She's just like, smiling and flipping her hair!
And he's just like, "Oh, look at me, I'm so cool with my stapler! I'm a staple
Mary-Catherine: Oh my gosh, is she...
Haley: Ooh, she is!
Mary-Catherine: No, not that bitch, too! I hate her!
Haley: No, you don't. You just hate her like you hate Renee, and Mic, and-
Ms Minaudo: They think you two are dating!
Mary-Catherine: RICARDO, MOVE IT!!!!!! I can't see... Hey! Give it back! Give me
Mary-Catherine: You know, mom, did anybody ever tell you that it's not possible to
kill somebody with your eyes? Oh, and you can't shoot a laser beam out of your
forehead, no matter how hard you try?
Mary: So, I'm kind of sad that I can't come to the night performance.
Ms Maigree: Oh, that's too bad.
Mr Webster: Yeah, did you get somebody to say your line?
Mary: Mm-hmm. Hey, by the way, I didn't see you so much yesterday. Where were you?
Mr Webster: Oh I was just...
YOU'LL HAVE TO STAY TUNED TO FIND OUT!!!!!!
Okay, if anybody ever says I am not good at making something incredibly lame sound
incredibly dramatic and amazing and life-altering, will you shoot them for me? Oh,
and if they want proof before you take their life, just show them the episode two
Oh, and the cookie background? That's for Christmas cookies! Yay for Christmas
plays and Christmas cookies and all things Christmas! See ya next time!