Saturday, 29 November 2008
07:32:35 PM (GMT)
Okay... So you know that one red chewy-ish candy? It's all cherry flavored and
stuff? Yeah. Those are actually a decent brand of candy. But let me tell you...
NEVER EAT EXPIRED TWIZZLERS.
Technically, most people say that candy can't expire. And it's true. But you know
something's off when those chocolate M&M's taste kinda weird, or sticks of bubble gum
start to fossilize. But when Twizzlers go out of date, they turn all hard and stuff.
Let me explain what happened here.
So, I went into the cabinet and grabbed something out of my Halloween candy stash. A
miniature Twizzler thing. Humming, I peeled off the plastic wrapper, and took a
It was like biting into plastic that was cherry lip gloss flavored or something. No
seriously, I had to literally gnaw hard at that thing. And now I'm sure it's all over
my teeth right now.
DON'T EAT EXPIRED TWIZZLERS if you know what's good for you.