Wednesday, 24 September 2008
09:34:40 PM (GMT)
this one isn't as funny but i posted it too
A blonde teenager, wanting to earn some extra money for the summer, decided to hire
herself out as a 'handy-woman' and started canvassing a nearby well-to-do
neighborhood. She went to the front door of the first house, and asked the owner if
he had any odd jobs for her to do.
"Well, I guess I could use somebody to paint my porch," he said, "How much will you
charge me?" Delighted, the girl quickly responded, "How about $50?" The man agreed
and told her that the paint brushes and everything she would need was in the garage.
The man's wife, hearing the conversation said to her husband, "Does she realize that
our porch goes all the way around the house?" He responded, "That's a bit cynical,
isn't it?" The wife replied, "You're right. I guess I'm starting to believe all those
dumb blonde jokes we've been getting by e-mail lately."
Later that day, the blonde came to the door to collect her money.
"You're finished already?" The startled husband asked.
"Yes," the blonde replied, "and I even had paint left over, so I gave it two coats."
Impressed, the man reached into his pocket for the $50.00 and handed it to her along
with a ten dollar tip.
"And by the way," the blonde added, "it's not a Porch, it's a Lexus."
A blonde was speeding on the highway when a police car pulled her over.
The policeman walks up to the blonde and says "Excuse m'am, could I please see your
driving license and registration."
The blonde looks at the policeman angrily and says "I wish you guys would get your
act together. Just yesterday you take away my license and then today you expect me to
show it to you!"
Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: Two, one to hold the light bulb and one to spin the ladder around!
Q: How can you tell which tricycle belongs to the blonde?
A: A:It is the one with the kickstand.