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SEX with CARSCategory: (general)
Friday, 6 June 2008
12:17:14 AM (GMT)
This dude is from my state
I got this from

57-year-old Edward Smith of Washington state admits that he's had sex with over 1,000

Your garage has probably become a place to store junk.  But after hearing this, you
may want to clear it out and hide your car immediately.

That's because 57-year-old Edward Smith of Washington state admits that he's had sex
with over 1,000 cars.

Let me make sure you got that . . . this guy has introduced his male member to over
1,000 automobiles.  Most of the cars Ed molested belonged to showrooms or strangers. 
So Ed is having sex with other people's cars . . . and they don't know it.

Ed is what you call a mechaphile . . . which means he's sexually attracted to
machines instead of women.  Ed says he's been this way ever since the Corvette
Stingray came out when he was 13 . . . even though he didn't have sex with a car
until he was 15.

There's not a lot of information on mechaphilia . . . so we're not exactly sure what
piece of the car Ed inserts his manhood into.  We know he's had backdoor relations
with a car by lubing up the tailpipe . . . but it's not clear what Ed considers the
car's vagina.

We also know that he likes to violate cars in public by kissing and licking the
exterior . . . as well as inserting his fingers into the tailpipe.

Even though Ed is most attracted to cars . . . he says his most intense sexual
experience was making love to the helicopter from the TV show "Airwolf".

These days, Ed's pretty much settled down with his new girlfriend . . . a white
Volkswagon Beetle named Vanilla.

‹Ðark Fox› says:   7 June 2008   588641  
oh my...this is totally insane -.-
‹Yuushi› says:   7 June 2008   885936  
I know :P
It's really weird....... .____.
‹Ðark Fox› says:   7 June 2008   622384  
human kind is disgusting me everytime more -.-
‹Yuushi› says:   7 June 2008   354664  
Some humans will act weirder everyday
‹Funn_size› says:   18 December 2008   823977  
wtf! wierd
Akami says :   24 May 2009   237633  
XD wow.. just wow. i've heard of people makin love to animals but a
car or a heli.....oh snap.

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