Thursday, 15 May 2008
08:56:59 PM (GMT)
Okay.So I sat down at the supper table this evening.
We were having rice.
My step-dad walks in and sits down,and starts chatting with my mom.
He's kind of a prick,so I just waited for him to say something rude.
Here's the conversation they had :
Mom : So sweetie,anything interesting happen today at work?
Step-dad : Nope.The only interesting thing at work is me.
*Stepdad stares at me,waiting for me to laugh.*
Me : You know,it's not that funny.
He flicked me with his fork,which caused sauce to get all over my arm.
I sat there in silence for about 10 seconds,before I picked up a handful of rice,and
threw it right on his shirt.
He just sat there.Looking VERY pissed off.I just burst out laughing.
Mom did too.
Then he said "I'll remember this...."
And I said "I will too." and laughed.
Then he said "Oh,this is not over."
And I said "Yes it is." and I got up from the table,walked into the kitchen,still
seeing the pissed off look on his face from the corner of my eye.
So apparently,this is war. :D
And I can't wait for it to begin.
And I'm pretty proud of myself.I mean,usually I just ignore the son of a bitch,but
this time I just had to give him what he deserved.
Don't ask why I wrote this...I just thought it was pretty funny. xDD
I got my payback,Sunday evening.
I was just sitting at my computer,and stepdad comes in asking for gas money.
I was like "BITCH PUHLEESEEE.What have you ever done for me?" and so yeah,he comes up
and shoves coconut cream pie in my face.
Just after me getting out of the shower.
I could have beat him.
But instead I started fake crying,and my mom was all "Tsk tsk tsk" at him [:
Last edited: 3 June 2008