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Tuesday, 22 April 2008
08:00:30 AM (GMT)
Beer contains female hormones 
Last month, National University of Lesotho scientists released the results of a
recent analysis that revealed the presence of female hormones in beer. Men should
take a concerned look at their beer consumption. The theory is that beer contains
female hormones (hops contain phytoestrogens) and that by drinking enough beer, men
turn into women. To test the theory, 100 men drank 8 pints of beer each within a 1
hour period. It was then observed that 100% of the test subjects: 

1) Argued over nothing. 
2) Refused to apologize when obviously wrong. 
3) Gained weight. 
4) Talked excessively without making sense. 
5) Became overly emotional. 
6) Couldn't drive. 
7) Failed to think rationally. 
 Had to sit down while urinating. 
No further testing was considered necessary. 
Send this to the men you know to warn them about drinking too much beer! 
And send it to your women friends to give them a good laugh! If you think they can
handle it.

badboy22 says:   22 April 2008   175433
Where do you get these things?
MissBliss says:   22 April 2008   784487  
Funny shit.
kenna_horselover says:   22 April 2008   981127  
yes miss bliss that is so true
coooooooool says :   26 April 2008   384268  
You're so right!!!!


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