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WHAT DO CUSS WORDS REALY MEAN?"Category: (general)
Saturday, 29 March 2008
10:56:39 PM (GMT)

The mom calls the husband a "bastard"

and then the dad calls the wife a "bitch"

and billy goes to his mom and says "mom what's a bitch and a bastard?"

and the mom says "well, a bitch is a lady and a bastard is a gentlemen"

and then later billy goes outside and hears his neighbors, and hears "Put your
in my vagina!"

So Billy goes to his mom and says "mom whats a penis and vagina?"

His moms says "Well Billy, a penis is a hat and a vagina is a coat"

and then later billy sees his dad shaving and cuts himself and says "Shit"

and billy said "Dad, whats shit"

And then his dad says
"Well billy, Shit is a type of Shaving cream "

and then billy goes to see his mom cutting the turkey and his mom cuts her finger
and says "fuck!"

and then billy says to his mom "Mom whats fuck?"

"Well billy fuck is a way cutting the turkey"

and Then later the guests arrive and billy goes to them and says

"Hello bitches and bastards, may i take your penis's and vaginas,
my dad's upstairs wiping shit off his face, and my mom is in the kitchen fucking
the Turkey"

‹MayaLOVESFAME› says:   29 March 2008   111398  
samsnape says:   29 March 2008   682272  
OMG that was so funny.the part about the penis's and vaginas was
kinda disgusting though.
AerithLight says:   29 March 2008   173389  
Ahah. LOL.
That was kinda..WRONG.
I feel bad for the kid..or the child..
ffiona282 says:   30 March 2008   851531  
LOL that was funny!!!!!!
fine3 says:   2 April 2008   923776  
thnx very much
‹jesus_of_suburbia› says :   3 March 2012   226764  
Ha ha ha good one =) ROFL

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