Sunday, 13 January 2008
01:43:59 AM (GMT)
Here it is, a new rant for ya.
I got rid of all the stupid surveys in my journal and decided to keep it exclusively
for my rants, which usually come in list form. XD
This week's episode consists of stupid things that people ACTUALLY believe. Mostly
conspiracy theories, but... whatever.
1) Stairway to Heaven is NOT an ode to Satan.
Honestly. Yes, there is a verse that sounds quite a lot like something Satanic, but
did you ever consider that it might be a coincidence? If you showed it to someone who
has never heard it, they probably wouldn't pick up on it at all.
Anything can sound weird if you listen hard enough.
There's also a video which claims the WHOLE SONG is Satanic rather than just a
Seriously, let go. It was coincidental. Like Pink Floyd and The Wizard of Oz... (We
2) The government was NOT responsible for 9/11.
This one's just ridiculous. Why would a terrorist group take responsibility for it if
they didn't DO it? That would be an incredibly stupid move. Sure, you'll make
everyone fear you, but now you're dead. O_O'' And why the fuck would a government
bomb its own country and kill its own people?? That's RIDICULOUS. That's too
stupid for even Bush. Our government sucks, but it isn't THAT evil...
And a 747 would be able to take out the Trade Towers should it EXPLODE on impact.
That is a big fucking explosion and the building would collapse like it was designed
to. Give up, conspiracy theorists.
3) The moon landing was NOT faked.
There is no proof. There are no stars in the sky.. but have you ever noticed that
whenever you take a picture there are no stars in the sky? I doubt they'd show up on
film, dumbass. I actually went out and took a picture of the night sky to test this
theory, and.. SURPRISE! No stars. Again, too much evidence against you. Like the
giant picture of Earth that they took. O_O
4) Paul is NOT DEAD and he NEVER WAS.
This is an example of people reading WAY TOO MUCH into things. In fact, it's one of
the most hilarious theories I've ever heard in my life. People hear something in a
song and so IT MUST BE TRUE, right? The song said Paul is a dead man, so Paul must
really be dead. And I Am The Walrus says that John Lennon is he as you are he as you
are me, so you all must be... together? XD
5) Your crush will NOT call you if you don't repost this letter.
Bill Gates will not donate 5 cents to a starving child, your mother will live to see
another day, and nobody will come out from your drain and kill you. No matter what a
chain letter says, it's NOT TRUE. Anyone can say anything, really, that doesn't mean
it's going to happen or that it's even plausible. Think about it this way; if a
four-year-old comes up to you and says they're going to steal your boyfriend, do you
take it seriously? NO! So why do you take these people seriously?
And yes, there are REALLY people who believe this shit. I find it hard to believe
6) Sexy Back is NOT a good song.
I know, I know, but... it deserves a mention! Come on! Sexy Back is possibly THE
worst song ever written and a ridiculous display of non-talent. It seriously makes me
gag sometimes. The idea of someone actually listening to this... and enjoying it...
why, it sickens me. Not all people will like what I like, understandably, but this is
7) Psychiatrists are NOT evil because they were used by Lord Xenu.
For those of you who have not read the Scientology creation story,
[url=http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lord_Xenu#Summary]please do so now[/url]. You will
probably find that it is the funniest fucking thing you have ever heard. Honestly, I
don't think even the scientologists believe this shit. That's probably why they keep
it so tightly under wraps. Honestly... "The spacecraft were identical to the Douglas
DC-8 with the exception of having different engines."??? So you're telling me that
millions of years ago, we had aircraft that looked just like airplanes?
And why is this all taking place 75 million years ago? Humans haven't been around for
75 million years...
I'm sorry, but it seriously made me laugh out loud. At least some of the other
creation stories are believable (sort of). This just looks like something I would
come up with if I were manic and on acid.