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make their dayCategory: (general)
Wednesday, 2 May 2007
12:01:20 PM (GMT)
Can you cry under water? 

 

 

 


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How important does a person have to be before they are considered
assassinated
instead of just murdered? 

 

 

 


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Why do you have to "put your two cents in".. . but it's only a "penny
for your
thoughts"? Where's that extra penny going to? 

 

 


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Once you're in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the clothes you were
buried in for
eternity? 

 

 


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Why does a round pizza come in a square box? 

 

 


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What disease did cured ham actually have? 

 

 


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How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would
be a good idea
to put wheels on luggage? 

 

 


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Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake
up like every
two hours? 

 

 


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If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing? 

 

 


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Why are you IN a movie, but you're ON TV? 

 

 


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Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in
binoculars to look
at things on the ground? 

 

 


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Why do doctors leave the room while you change? They're going to see
you naked
anyway. 

 

 


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Why is "bra" singular and "panties" plural?

 

 


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Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a
horrible crisp,
which no decent human being would eat? 

 

 


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If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a stupid song
about him? 

 

 


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Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane? 

 

 


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If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of a
coconut, why can't
he fix a hole in a boat? 

 

 


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Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They're
both dogs! 

 


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If Wile E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that ACME junk, why
didn't he just buy
dinner? 

 

 


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If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?


  


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Do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same
tune? 

 

 


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Why did you just try singing the two songs above? 

 

 


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Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad
at you, but when
you take him for a car ride; he sticks his head out the window? 

 


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Do you ever wonder why you gave me your e-mail address in the first
place? 

 

 

"Smile, It will improve your face value" 

 

 

 

You all hummed the alphabet and Twinkle, Twinkle...Admit it

go make someones day.... pass this on!
Last edited: 2 May 2007

Comments 
lucluc10 says:   2 May 2007   753857  
cool!!!!!!!
lucluc10 says:   2 May 2007   139289  
yes!!!!first comment!!!!
Eyeko says:   2 May 2007   592753  
like it!
Bailz4Life says:   2 May 2007   174746  
this is well.. interesting..

no i'm playin..
it gets some points!
fuzzyelmoo says:   2 May 2007   648162  
thnx 2 all

bailey!!!! u is finaly on!!
 
Hotie757 says:   2 May 2007   145777  
it really does make some intresting points
fuzzyelmoo says:   2 May 2007   321749  
ya.....
 
baby__123 says:   3 May 2007   154291  
cause its a pair of underware not a pair of bra.
LingLing says :   6 May 2007   768193  
wow thats really cool and meaningful...?
 
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