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THE FUNNEST JOKECategory: Jokes
Wednesday, 7 March 2007
11:44:54 PM (GMT)
Okay so a guy is
nearing the
end of his
senior
year in high school.
Unfortunately,
he still has to share a room with his
younger
brother who is only 9
years
old.




One night, he decides to bring his
girlfriend home
for a little fun.
They
have bunk beds and the guy notices that
his little
brother is already
asleep
on the lower bunk, so he and his
girlfriend climb
up
to the top bunk.
As you
might expect things start to heat up.






The guy remembers that his little brother
is
sleeping below so he tells
his
girlfriend to whisper "lettuce" if she wants
it
harder and "tomato" if
she
wants a new position.







Lettuce!!!























Tomato!!!























Lettuce!!!
























Tomato!!!
























Lettuce!!!





















Tomato!!!






















She screams.



















Lettuce!!!




























Tomato!!!





Whoa!!!








PULL IT OUT!!!














PULL IT OUT NOW!!!











I can't get pregnant!












Then the little brother shouts up, "Hey,
would you
guys stop making
sandwiches up there! You're getting
mayonnaise
all over my
face!*!*!*!*!

Comments 
‹Your.Fatal.Attraction› says:   8 March 2007   769998  
BITCH U STOLE MY PROFILE
 
SexyPuertoRican_ says:   8 March 2007   819426  
BITCH U STOLE MY PROFILE
evil_black_panda says :   15 March 2007   413915  
lol super funnnnnnny

 
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