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Chinese Fun OffCategory: Jokes for Chinese
Thursday, 15 February 2007
09:43:50 PM (GMT)
A plane leaves the Los Angeles airport under the control of a Jewish captain. His
co-pilot is Chinese. It's the first time they've flown together, and an awkward
silence between the two seems to indicate a mutual dislike. 

Once they reach cruising altitude, the Jewish captain activates the auto-pilot, leans
back in his seat, and mutters, "I don't like Chinese." "No rike Chinese?" asks the
co-pilot, "why not?" 

"You people bombed Pearl Harbor, that's why!" 

"No, no," the co-pilot protests, "Chinese not bomb Pearl Hahbah! That Japanese, not

"Japanese, Chinese, Vietnamese...doesn't matter, you're all alike!" 

There's a few minutes of silence. 

"No rike Jews!" the co-pilot suddenly announces. 

"Why not?" asks the captain. 

"Jews sink Titanic." 

"Jews didn't sink the Titanic!" exclaims the captain, "it was an iceberg!" 

"Iceberg, Goldberg, Greenberg, Rosenberg, Steinberg, no mattah...all same!"

sweetangelgal says:   15 February 2007   695883  
prooove_urselfff says:   16 February 2007   821111  
HAHAS i'm half chinese! more jokes plz!! lol
computeraddict says:   16 February 2007   286622  
there are many here
cherri147 says:   16 February 2007   145644  
................ nothing 2 say
kiwily says:   16 February 2007   864455  
lol.. that's soooo sad!
furuba says:   16 February 2007   866999  
haha thats funny
NarutoFan says:   16 February 2007   264467  
lol funny!!!!
danieltpe says:   17 February 2007   144817  
panda says:   9 March 2007   532873  
tee hee hee
lilsexycandy says:   9 March 2007   913496  
marz_bar says:   9 March 2007   594943  
lol lol
The_Dratini says:   10 March 2007   313211  
animelova says :   21 August 2007   628934  
LOLZ....-stops for a breathe or SHIT MAN..FUNNY


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