Thursday, 15 February 2007
09:43:50 PM (GMT)
A plane leaves the Los Angeles airport under the control of a Jewish captain. His
co-pilot is Chinese. It's the first time they've flown together, and an awkward
silence between the two seems to indicate a mutual dislike.
Once they reach cruising altitude, the Jewish captain activates the auto-pilot, leans
back in his seat, and mutters, "I don't like Chinese." "No rike Chinese?" asks the
co-pilot, "why not?"
"You people bombed Pearl Harbor, that's why!"
"No, no," the co-pilot protests, "Chinese not bomb Pearl Hahbah! That Japanese, not
"Japanese, Chinese, Vietnamese...doesn't matter, you're all alike!"
There's a few minutes of silence.
"No rike Jews!" the co-pilot suddenly announces.
"Why not?" asks the captain.
"Jews sink Titanic."
"Jews didn't sink the Titanic!" exclaims the captain, "it was an iceberg!"
"Iceberg, Goldberg, Greenberg, Rosenberg, Steinberg, no mattah...all same!"