Friday, 19 January 2007
05:57:28 AM (GMT)
How stupid are you?
Take this quiz...
[x] I have walked into a glass/screen door.
[x] I have tripped on my shoelace and fallen on my face.
[ ] I have choked on my own spit.
[ ] I’ve seen the Matrix a bunch of times and still don't get it.
[ ] I type only with my pointer fingers. ( my sister )
[ ] I have accidently caught something on fire.
[ ] I’ve told a cop to freck off and gotten screwed for it.
[ ] I attempted to sip out of a straw but it accidently went into my nose, rather
than my mouth.
[x] Sometimes when I think of something funny, I laugh out loud and people look at me
weird. ( done lots of times )
[x] I’ve caught myself drooling. ( wahaha )
[ ] I’ve accidently caused an explosion.
[ ] If someone says the word "fart", I can’t help but laugh.
[ ] I’ve turned into a "do not enter" one way road plenty of times.
[x] Sometimes I just stop thinking & zone out.
[ ] It is POSSIBLE to lick your elbow. ( it is? )
[x] I just tried to lick my elbow. ( haha, yah i did )
[ ] People often shake their heads and walk away from me.
[ ] People often tell me to use my "inside voice".
[x] Gum has fallen out of my mouth while talking. ( maybe twice... )
[ ] I’ve used my fingers to do simple math.
[ ] I’ve jumped off a moving vehicle. ( WTF?? )
[ ] I ate a bug for $5 or less. ( ew... )
[x] I’m taking this test when I should be doing something more important. ( yeah )
[x] I repost chain letters because I’m scared of what they threaten will happen if
I don’t. ( wahaha )
[ ] I’ve done something really stupid while I was drunk.
[ ] I’ve ran around naked when I was drunk. ( i did that once...but not coz i was
drunk. i was a baby! )
[ ] I’ve ran into a golf cart tire when I was drunk
[x] I’ve searched all over the place for something, and then realized it was in my
hand the whole time. ( heehee )
[ ] I accidently break a lot of things.
[ ] My friends know not to use big words around me.
[ ] My friends like me because I’m fun to laugh at.
[ ] I tilt my head to the side when I’m confused.
[x] Sometimes I start telling a story and suddenly forget what I’m talking about. (
[x] I’ve fallen out of my chair before. ( duh )
[ ] When I’m lying in bed, I sometimes stare at the ceiling and try to find
pictures and words in the texture.
Multiply your answer by 4 and thats how stupid you are...
12 x 4 = 48 !
I am 48% stupid! Whoo!
How about you guys?
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