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the dirty christmasCategory: (general)
Tuesday, 5 December 2006
06:35:05 PM (GMT)
1. Hey Babe, when was the last time you did it in a sleigh? 
2. Wanna see my 12-inch elf? 

3. I`ve got something special in the sack for you! 

4. Ever make it with a fat guy with a whip? 

5. I know when you've been bad or good ... so let's skip the small talk, sister! 

6. Some of my best toys run on batteries. 

7. Interested in seeing the "North Pole"? (Well, that's what the Mrs. calls it) 

8. I see you when you're sleeping ... and you don't wear any underwear, do you? 

9. Screw the "nice" list -- I've got you on my "naughty" list! 

10. Wanna join the "Mile High" club? 

<<<333 marlana

LiL_GiGgLeS says:   5 December 2006   524271  
more this stuff is funny
RedThorn22 says:   5 December 2006   336929  
yeah funny but really cool
dallas1 says:   5 December 2006   141278  
lol i will
Soycoy12 says:   5 December 2006   412985  
Better just describe the sex stuff
dallas1 says:   5 December 2006   223843  
trixiegir3 says:   5 December 2006   229438  
Good flirting lines...........hhmmmmm..............
trippinout98 says:   5 December 2006   173531  
shes a horny 10 yr old slut what do u expect lol this stuff is funny
dallas1 says:   5 December 2006   986578  
who is?????
Robino says :   30 January 2007   314178  


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