Thursday, 30 January 2014
07:07:32 PM (GMT)
I'm pretty pissed off.
This movie apparently bombed.
I don't understand why. I just saw it today and I could weep because it was so great.
I was entertained the entire time.
The plot was wonderful.
The graphics were FANTASTIC. SO fucking good.
The only thing that looked horridly fake or was even obvious it was fake was a rat
that was being brought back to life. It was really obvious it was a puppet.
The makeup was GREAT.
Seriously, what the actual fuck?!
The reason that so many people did NOT go see it was because a bunch of movie
reviewers gave it awful reviews.
Those assholes were comparing it to Underworld.
THIS ISN'T ABOUT VAMPIRES AND LYCANS!
THIS IS ABOUT THE FRANKENSTEIN MONSTER AND A WAR BETWEEN GOOD AND EVIL.
ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?!
Just because it was produced by people who worked on Underworld doesn't mean it is
anything like it!
(There ARE obvious similarities but that's not a bad thing! The Underworld series is
Hell, I fucking love Underworld, but if I had the choice to watch those movies and I,
Frankenstien, I would choose the latter. EVERY. TIME.
I'm not even joking.
The plot was great.
There was once where it seemed like something got cut from the scene that made it
oddly short, and other than the rat puppet, this movie is VERY well done.
Please please please, everyone go see this.
I promise you it is great.
Though it probably got bad reviews because *GASP!!* there is an actual connection
between the love interest and the Frankenstein monster and *GASSSP!* there isn't a
(OH THE HORROR!!!)
There's also a part that is begging, pleading, and screaming for a sequel.
I'm so fucking worried and scared that they aren't going to make one because of how
badly this "bombed".
As great of a movie as you are, you fucking suck.
Everyone would rather pay to see that a billion fucking times than go see a movie
with fantastic effects, acting, and makeup.
This is literally the maddest I have been in a really long fucking time.
I literally might go see this again at least once.
It's that good.