Wednesday, 10 April 2013
07:04:55 AM (GMT)
I'm sure a lot of you, if not most, have come to know who she is. After all it's hard
not to, when she's continuously broadcasting her life of INSANITY AND ADDICTION for
the whole community of kupika to see.
But could these supposed tales of her getting PISS drunk in a little over an hour off
of Coors, trying to stab herself with scissors, and constantly trying to O.D. be
Chances are, probably fucking not!
I mean, really?
BECAUSE EVERYONE TYPES LIKE THAT AFTER A FEW BEERS! Or maybe she also popped a few
pills with them??? MAYBE SHE MIXED IT WITH MOONSHINE. MAYBE ALL THREE! WHO KNOWS WITH
COURTNEY, SHE'S A WILDCHILD.
Although, I guess it's not too different from her usual shitty typing quirks.
BUT LETS BE REALISTIC, EVERYBODY.
Can you say: LIGHTWEIGHT?
Or, better yet.... FAKE?
This shit is so absurd, it's not even AMUSING.
And it doesn't even end there!
What in the world was going on between Courtney, Tyler, And Josiah? All that
constant fighting between them all, hints of jealousy?
Was it some sort of freaky love triangle or were the boys just sick of Courtneys
Sick of her lying, sick of her constant neediness?
Also, how does Courtney claim that she got high and cut her own hair? YET IT CAME OUT
WHO IS BUYING THAT BULLSHIT?
To be honest, I don't think anyone is.
So why does she keep trying, Kupika?
Our Elite Llamas here at DramaLlamaCentral have concluded that it is pretty obvious.
The girl is lonely, she probably doesn't get all the attention she starves for. So
what better way to get that extra attention by becoming a PROBLEM CHILD!
Why else would she broadcast it all over this website?
So people will fall for it, give her sympathetic messages of keeping hope, courage,
and begging her to please stay alive and get better.
And that's exactly what we think she wants.
Oh well, whatever the case with this spazzy little country bumpkin, this Llama is
COMING UP, ON DRAMALLAMA....
Does M+P = Love or DISASTER?
Find out what we think about this on NEXT WEEKS DRAMA LLAMA!
Last edited: 10 April 2013