Wednesday, 8 February 2012
08:30:34 PM (GMT)
Evil Guide Plan
Congratulations on being the creator of a new Evil Plan (tm)!
Your objective is simple: world domination.
I took this quiz, thingy. Here.
Your motive is a little bit more complex: sadistic pleasure
To begin your plan, you must first traumatize a Pope. This will cause the world to
choke on their food, paralyzed by your arrival. Who is this Threat to our Children?
Where did they come from? And why do they look so good in Classic Black?
Next, you must vaporize the Moon (ooh, tides!). This will all be done from a
amusement park, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the
world will spontaneously combust, as countless hordes of classic thugs hasten to do
your every bidding.
Finally, you must let loose your plague of doom, bringing about Horror's beyond Man's
Comprehension. Your name shall become synonymous with fuzzy bunnies, and no man will
ever again dare sabotage your music career. Everyone will bow before your Superior
Firepower, and the world will have no choice but to give you control of the planet.