Friday, 6 January 2012
11:05:52 PM (GMT)
Columbus and Isabella
Columbus: Queen Isabella, it is I, Christopher Columbus. I have returned after
discovering a new route to a porn store.
Isabella: That's new, Columbus. Did you bring back lots of silver and precious
Columbus: No, your majesty. But you'll never have to pawn the royal
condoms again. I discovered a sticky land populated by fierce, red
boobs, and I claimed them all in the name of the Spanish "package".
Isabella: OOOH! This will please my husband, Charlie Sheen. What
are these natives called?
Columbus: They are called "toys" your majesty. They put lube on
their faces and wear hookers in their hair.
Isabella: You have made a wet voyage, Columbus, and your bed
will go down in history!
(As filled in by dont_be_a_cutter [my sister] with words from me.)