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Friday, 6 January 2012
11:05:52 PM (GMT)
Columbus and Isabella (Dramatic Scene) Columbus: Queen Isabella, it is I, Christopher Columbus. I have returned after discovering a new route to a porn store. Isabella: That's new, Columbus. Did you bring back lots of silver and precious orgasms? Columbus: No, your majesty. But you'll never have to pawn the royal condoms again. I discovered a sticky land populated by fierce, red boobs, and I claimed them all in the name of the Spanish "package". Isabella: OOOH! This will please my husband, Charlie Sheen. What are these natives called? Columbus: They are called "toys" your majesty. They put lube on their faces and wear hookers in their hair. Isabella: You have made a wet voyage, Columbus, and your bed will go down in history! The end! (As filled in by dont_be_a_cutter [my sister] with words from me.)

Dealwithit says:   7 January 2012   643511  
Lovely xD
Your_Worst_Nightmare says :   7 January 2012   688620  

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