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Insuilts that are funnyCategory: (general)
Thursday, 18 August 2011
10:15:39 PM (GMT)
•I called your boyfriend gay and he hit me with his purse!
•Roses are red violets are blue, God made me pretty, what the hell happen to you?
•Right now I'm sitting here looking at you trying to see things from your point of
view but I can't get my head that far up my ass.
•A pretty girl can kiss a guy* a bird can kiss a butterfly* the rising sun can kiss
the grass* but you my friend!! yes you!! YOU CAN KISS MY ASS*******
•If you didn't have feet you wouldn't wear shoes.....then why do you wear a bra??!
•mirrors don't talk but lucky for you %n they don't laugh
•Poof be gone, your breath is too strong, I don't wanna be mean, but you need
listerine, not a sip, not a swallow, but the whole friggin bottle
•People like you are the reason I'm on medication.
•Don't piss me off today, I'm running out of places to hide to bodies
•I have always woundered why people bang their heads against brick walls..... then
I met you. Don't bother leaving a message.
•Don't let your mind wander. It's way to small to be outside by itself!
•I had a nightmare. I dreamt I was you.
•Hey, Remember that time I told you I thought you were cool? I LIED.
•I need you...........I want you............To get out of my face 
•Damn not you again.......
•Everyone is entitled to be stupid, but you abuse the privilege.
•If I wanted to talk to you, I would have called you first.
•I am not anti-social..I just don't like you
•If you're gonna act like a dick you should wear a condom on your head so you can
at least look like one !!!
•Hmm...I dont know what your probelm is...but I'm going to bet it's really hard to
•There are some stupid people in this world. You just helped me realize it.
•Until you called me I couldn't remember the last time I wanted somebody's fingers
to break so badly.
•If you ran 1,000,000 miles to see the boy/girl of your dreams, what would you say
when you got there?
Wow, you looked a lot hotter from a distance!
•Cancel my subscriptions ... I'm tired of your issues.
•I may be fat,but you're ugly,and I can diet!!!
•Earth is full. Go home.
•If I could be one person for a day, it sure as hell wouldn't be you.
•Hey, heres a hint. If i don't answer you the first 25 times, what makes you think
the next 25 will work?
•How do you keep an idiot in suspense? Leave a message and I'll get back to you...
•Oh dear! Looks like you fell out of the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way
•What's that ugly thing growing out of your neck... Oh... It's your head...
•I'm sorry, Talking to you seems as appealing as playing leapfrog with unicorns.
•Oh I'm sorry, how many times did your parents drop you when you were a baby?
•Don't hate me because I'm beautiful hate me because your boyfriend thinks so.
•God made mountains, god made trees, god made you but we all make mistakes.
•Remember JESUS loves you but everyone else thinks you're an idiot.
•I'm not mean ... you're just a sissy.
•Sorry I can't think of an insult stupid enough for you. 
•Why don't you go outside any play, hide and go f**k yourself
•Beauty is skin deep, but ugly is to the bone
•How about a little less questions and a little more shut the hell up? I'm away
live with it.
•FOR THE LAST TIME! Your mother left here at 9 this morning... Leave me alone!
•Let's see, I've walked the dog, cleaned my room, gone shopping and gossiped with
my friends...Nope, this list doesn't say that I'm required to talk to you.
•When you were born you were so ugly that instead of slapping you, the doctor
slapped your mom! leave a message
•My Mom said never talk to strangers and well, since you're really strange.... I
guess that means I can't talk to you!
•Forget the ugly stick! you must have been born in the ugly forrest!
•I really don't like you but if you really must leave a message, I'll be nice and
at least pretend to care.
•You know the drill! You leave a message....and I ignore it!
•The Village just called. They said they were missing their town idiot, I couldn't
really understand them, but I think they were saying the name was yours...
•I'm not here right now so cry me a river, build yourself a bridge, and GET OVER
•Why are you bothering me? I have my away message on cause I don't want to listen
to you and your stupid nonsense.
•You dont know me, you just wish you did. 
•Hey- I am away from my computer but in the meantime, why don't you go play in
•You have your whole life to be a why dont you take a day off so.. leave
me a message for when I get back!!!!

Constellation says:   24 August 2011   959889  
LOL!! cry yourself a river and build a bridge xD
‹♪♥Twisted~X~Angel♥♪› says :   24 August 2011   454272  
lol ikr! XD

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