Monday, 18 April 2011
07:06:35 PM (GMT)
After ONE WHOLE HOUR of going around Omegle pretending to be Javert
searching the internet for Valjean, I finally found him. Hilarity ensued.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers
claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
Stranger: it's my birthday! 19th april.
You: Jean Valjean?
You: Are you 24601?
Stranger: How could you know!?
You: DAMN YOU 24601!
You: YOU ARE UNDER ARREST!
You: IT IS I, JAVERT!
Stranger: OH MY GOD
Stranger: YOU WILL NEVER CATCH ME ALIVE!
You: THAT IS WHAT YOU THINK, CONVICT!
Stranger: IT'S THE TRUTH, AND ONLY THE TRUTH! I'M BETTER THAN YOU!
You: You will never get away!
You: You know nothing of Javert!
You: I was born inside a jail!
You: I was born with scum like you!
You: I am from the gutter, too!
Stranger: Sucks to be you, then! I will defeat with my left hand!
Stranger: And I am right-handed!
You: That is impossible, 24601! Now come with me, back to prison!
Stranger: Nothing is impossible, it just takes a little more time! I will never get
back to prison!
You: Try to escape me, then!
You: *lunges with handcuffs and baton*
Stranger: As I said, you will NEVER catch me! *jumps away and makes a ninja
You: *falls to the ground in an unconscious heap*
Stranger: Jail is not my cup of tea, thank you! *victory dance*
You: You might have gotten away this round, 24601.
You: But I'll get you next time, Valjean! NEXT TIME!
You have disconnected.