Sunday, 22 August 2010
04:10:33 PM (GMT)
Today I'll be ranting about a question that gets asked a lot...especially online.
And that question is the famous: "Can you send me nudes?"
NO. I will not send you pictures of my naked self. Why? Well, first of all, I
wouldn't even think about putting you through that kind of torture. Second of all,
no. You're more than likely a stranger and I have no idea where my private pictures
could end up to. I know that everytime *I* receive a nude picture, I roll my eyes,
laugh, and show my friends so that they can have a laugh, too. Also, I can name off a
list of people from my school whose dicks I've seen and they have no idea that I've
seen them. It's hilarious.
And what makes you think I want to see your penis? I don't. When I wanna see dick, I
don't go on Omegle and waste my time asking random dudes for pics. It's SO much
easier and quicker to find a decent porn site and get your pleasure from there.
And for the people that tend to do it? Grow up. I hope you feel really dirty
afterwards. You have no idea where your pictures are. They could be sent to America's
#1 pedophile, or your own father could be jerkin' to them, and you wouldn't know.
DIRTY DIRTY PEOPLE.
I know a lot better than to send nudies of myself to ANYONE. I've went sixteen years
without doing it. If you want some of dis, cum get it. (LOL) Otherwise, fuck off.
Seriously. Go. Fuck. Yourself. With a giant piece of glass. No boobies for you.
/end of rant.