Tuesday, 20 July 2010
11:48:09 AM (GMT)
Something I Just Found XD Made Me Smile =)
we see a guy we like on fb and read his status, saying he was at the same
place as us the exact same day,
we put a new status up about how awsome that day was, in hope that you'll
notice we were there too.
early rising isn't a thing we partically like to do for a date, no we don't
want to go meet you at 11am,
but since we like you that much we'll get up at 8am and make ourselves look
nice just for you, and we hope you damn appreciate it.
when we're in a conversation with you, we're hoping you'd write something more
than just, yeah, okay, sure, np, nm, we'd actually like you to make bigger sentences,
'cause then our long heart filled sentences to you don't seem stupid next to your,
when you make fun of that day, you might just be asking for a beating
from us, espically if you think that's why we're always so crabby.
sure we like our men clean, cut and fresh, but we also secertly perfer those
skater guys and geeks who can steal our hearts and make us laugh, because the clean
cuts get so boring after awhile.
no we don't like one night stands, or hearing about your stripper club party
that you 'accidently' went to. but that doesn't mean we haven't had fun like that
no way are our kids being named after famous stars, that's unoriginal, and we
we're only complicated to you because you don't spend enough time trying to
figure us out
we're actually very hypocritacal.
we're also very territoral over the men we like, it's like we have a GPS
system, we can spot you from anywhere, and if you're with a girl, well let's just say
I feel sorry for the girl, and then your ass. example: *beep beep* 'where is he? OMG
is he seriously with her? all the way over there? bitch you wanna die!'
sure we're senstive and innocent..on the outside, we all have vicious demons
waiting to explode on the inside.
we don't state the obvious when we're hinting we want something because we
think you'd be smart enough to figure it out by our small hints.
and lastly, we watch sports with you because we want more time with you, and
not the laundry, because we really do like you.