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Tuesday, 22 June 2010
06:51:19 AM (GMT)
Newest Model! 
  


 
Press it

You can have anything you want at any time, for FREE. So why not get it?

The new Button: Sense Innova will change the world as we know it.  Anything
imaginable at the press of a button.  It delivers you anything, no matter where you
are in the universe. It can demolish the shipping system and save you trillions. 
Soon money will go out of extinction and war will be a joke, while global warming
will something of the past because no resources will be wasted in making the
products.
 It may give you anything you can possibly think of, but with added security we do
not allow any weaponery or artillery to be of reach to anyone. So no world domination
can be achieved. (we have a back-up SWAT team to take you out if such measures are
attempted.)  We provide 24/7 customer support and 100% money back guaranteed. And
with each person a lifetime warranty is added free.
The secret behind it is the re-pixelization technology.  The re-formatting system
takes any 2D photo and created a fully functional 3D model.  The pixels shot out
through the laser lense instantly  changes it's molecular structure to harness any
element possible.  Scientists say this is the future,a discovery that's other
worldly.  But yet we still continue to improve, and you the customer can be involved
in this creation.  Join us, for a greener and more peaceful world.
It has a sleek design that's thin and light weight. I has a LED lighting for nicer
and bold effects and easy smooth press buttons.  It has a glossy finish that is
resistant to scratches and wear. The slide up screen reveals a keyboard that is
touch. It's build to handle everyday use with special materials that are made from
recycled junk like plastice, metals, and glass.  It's body is made to absorb any
sunlight and moon light, which is key to it's power system, so no harmful acids from
batteries are involved.

Special features available to add:
  -Self wifi provider
-Photo scanner to scan hand draw photos and bring them to life.
-Instead of a screen you can have a projection system.
-an Mp3 player.

It is also able to be personalized with different body colors and lighting colors. 


Everything is guaranteed, except world domination and hacks into the system. It
cannot create replicas of itself, to ban forgery and counterfeits.

Comments 
‹H.T.T.M.G.› writes:   25 June 2010   785081  
Weel, I still need to read the whole thing but when it said to press
the button,
I was pressing it. With the cursor that is. 
I thought it was those conencted links to another web page :D

But i'm still wonering if it's a real product..
 
Fareno says :   25 June 2010   266090  
@httag 
no .. never i wish but no. 
 

 
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