Lets kiss and everyone will be jealous
-draws big pidgeon -
draws carrots ;L
jason and luke :O
nibble + nipple name
mr dunsmore singing hes a dustman
lots of love <3<3<3
-slaps mr stott across the head
-helps charlotte on re trip bus
-draws in back of jotter
-makes science sink black :S
-pulls out deodrant , not juice.
ying yang twins song.
-draws tyrone and kills him
-draws granny LMAO
-draws cute flower ;D
-pretending to be neds O_O
-scribbles on each others pages
some air and ballgames
-makes science experiment a mess
and the farmer will eat all the lettuce
mrs henderson 'omg look at that ! your a superstarrr!'
'tell the teacher you lost your peanut!'
'caz i stole a smiley face thing from a lucky dip' LMAO.
imma ride on your daddd imma ride to your housee
asda own make crisps+biscuits.
the peacock on the roof of your mouth
heavy breathing. O_O
is that a knife
caitlin i have a boner LOL.
eggy raymond - BEST ONEEEEEEEEEEEE<
drop dead - is that a band?
tryin to click the thing in ict
hiding ur mouse lmao and u feelin for it
ingrown toenail mm. ...
retarded oompa loompa maw.
caz do you want some chicken dippers
pics of granny agnes
pics of hsm
dropping my aunties glass angel present.
wavin hands in the air in ict
the snow day where caz gets whacked in the face with a branch
tryin to get up the hill at the park
edward im coming - no bella i dont want you to come lmao
subo get ur tatties oot
TWITTER YA EGIT
finish line drawin
asdas own make serial killers
omg av pished everywhere
iz it iz it iz it (easy easy easy)
i just want a nice fuckin font its not that hard fs.
dj fuckin earworm 2k10
wanti taste ma rainbow ;}?
rly? just us 3? omg its gonna be a blast!!
turban,trackies and slippers.
im only gonna let you kill me >:D ONE.
SUCK ITTT ! SUCK ITTT ! -holds head down.
guy staring at us @ jumpin jaks
Wee squinty jake LMAO.
i will give you a hug on thursay
Mr mcgreggors - HI EVERYBODY :D -nadia walks in. :| oh.
caroline look up - *mr mcgreggors ass in ur face
Right here , right now ,right here( 8 ) NAW AT 9!!
Me: shut up, i find that YOU are the bam. Caroline: I think that if you re-do
your calculations, you'll actually find the the "bam" turns out to be YOU!
OMG diet coke!
So he had brown hair, brown eyes , brown cock , brown jeans , brown shoes , brown top
, brown jacket
'caroline whats that band again, something of a down?' 'ehhh syndrome of a down'?
LMAO sad .
in ict - mmmmmm yeahhh! 'CAROLINE!'
hey there caroline whats it like in cathedral city, am a 1000 miles away nadia you
look so cheesy yes you dooo
your maws fat but she isnt - NO PUN INTENDED
caroline theres a string comin out ur vagina
Remember last day i took it out and waved it about and said 'this is something!'
I like cloverfield. Watch it backwards and its about a monster than runs about fixing
things then everyone has a party then goes home.
Eclipse - I blame it on the 'hole, imagine they had sex on top of the car, BABYYY
13 going on 30, phone booth and kangaroo jack
Put it in my pocket, ive never seen so much GREEEN in sucha brown little package, ive
never seen so much load, i just wanna roll it, i'll just put it in my pocket.
It really does, I suppose. If you have a fruity cake, then maybe a spoon would be
more suited to your purpose, but for a sponge cake or a typical cheesecake, forks
really do the job well!
the fridge sounds like a bee but its not. 'maybe its a bayBEE or booBEE'
Do i know mr brightside..?
CHAP ON MY WINDOW,KNOCK ON MY DOOR,JUMP OFF THAT SOFA.
pimp my ride was better - want to pimp mine? yeah or just ride you?
anything else with that? eh yeah cheese?
rub them noodlez over ma bodyyyy
one of Jedward breaking their leg lmaoo
kissy kissy caroline kissy kissy
Blow me. :^)
When ye gettin yer hole?
Are things ok with us? NEVERRR ko always.
'Tyrone you're never getting your hole' 'thats nice.' 'Nice and juicy!'
When will you be aquiring your crevice?
Hi im sean ask for cam to see my headbanging
Well in the past i killed a few people,raped a few people and kidnapped a few
Cause it's just escalating this - WELL AM ALREADY ON THE TOP FLOOR i took the fucken
I wasnt asking. i was stating a fact.
I know what you did last halloween on your sofa. when ye were gettin yer hole?
Fried eggs from my falopian tube :L
so erotic and sensual
hittin the light with the walking stick
headbanging like sean
you want me hole
Lick my viva
Rihannas got her chebs oot
ive met a gorgeous man called tom!
i know what you did last summer
when ye gettin yer hole?eric.
eric dont be hasty - nadias heart
i want to see your nuggety goodness
Tyrone, ur never gettin yer hole
erics in the fridge get him oot. wap it oot
mcdazza mcdazza, a turkey fried nugget and a peterhut!
on the phone to dazza
am goni ask peter out
slaggin sean when he was there
ericsean thats what happens when you put them in a room together anol
caz in a forest picture
-picks up barbie 'who is this lady you have shrunk?'
WIT A LEDGEEEEEEEE
hi this is trinny n susannah is dazza there
'this guy is so hot' 'what guy?' 'GUY'
hi this is nadias parents. nadias dead.
i want a statue of dazza in my room to keep me strong
'lol shit brb' 'you coulda just said brb toilet'
Mr browning shoutin COS IT'LL GET ESCALATED.. sir am already on the top floor?
dazza forgettin his 6 msn passwords
lick ma fuckin arse onion
its ok havin u on msn
pic of sean deed on the floor .. WHEREEE?
ma army of seans comin for you
can a call you nadia? yeah brb al get ma phone
fb trollin glen
slammin off the walls
edith howlin with LAUGHTER
do da honey bee
sean toe lighter
ditched him for a more chunkier model jambooooorina
throws freya in the washin machine, turns on full speed, adds some persil, fuckin
wash that idea oot yer head
m&ds log flume and how wet we got/ wee boy pushin u out the way/me walkin up to the
wheel/breakin ma nose
shove butter up your ass/dazzas message
attackin the moth @ cazs
geein it our all
is that her tits and bagina?!
lewis' leg lying on the ground on google maps
how exactly long ARE your horns
whos that wee man youre holding
omg look wat ma auntie posted on ma wall
itd be funny if
it was anne
that was the aunite we were takin the angel to
n dropped it
Bullet for my valentine-
dippin duffs head in olive oil w/ onions
nearly deckin it in the tunnel
leavin ma chewin gum on the counter in the shop ;L
talkin to dazza when he was listenin
that guy who said hi u look lovely tonight
givin oli sykes the finger
that stuff in the toilet
screamin so loud
duffs hiccups or somethin
'u keep bumpin into guy' 'NO.'
.. i dont exist
the best video in the whole entire fucking world!
the hottie eating mmmmmmm!
13:19) XXXO: saturday when
dazza cn come
DAZZA OMG -GRABS HAND
(13:19) caroline;: loL yas
(13:19) XXXO: fishes will eat me
(13:19) caroline;: am scared dazza
(13:19) XXXO: -TRYS TO GRAB FISH THROUGH 3D GLASSES
(13:19) caroline;: let me hold on to ur big manly arms
3 word stories.
18:15) X: once there was
(18:15) caroline. b: a little swordfish
(18:15) X: who liked to
(18:16) caroline. b: peel totties naked
(18:16) X: thats because he
(18:16) caroline. b: always felt like
(18:16) X: getting a whip
(18:16) caroline. b: from the old
(18:17) X: naked antartic explorers
(18:1 caroline. b: who made stew
(18:1 X: while eating toes
(18:1 caroline. b: and used the
(18:19) X: hands which had
(18:19) caroline. b: leaked several litres
(18:19) X: of confused cats
(18:20) caroline. b: from the gaping
(18:21) X: case of crabs
(18:21) caroline. b: that had appeared
(18:22) X: during ape sex
(18:22) caroline. b: while nadia watched
(18:22) X: them have a
(18:22) caroline. b: little picnic on
(18:23) X: the dads back
(18:26) caroline. b: in cathedral city
(18:27) X: which was cheesy
(18:35) X: end of chapter 1
(18:37) caroline. b: LOL
(18:37) X: good job
(18:37) caroline. b: what a good story
(18:37) X: LOL
IT WAS ACTUAL
(18:3 caroline. b:
(18:3 X: can we do chapter 2
(18:3 caroline. b: if ye wanna
(18:39) X: a brown little
(18:43) caroline. b: shite went out
(18:44) X: to the post
(20:13) caroline. b: sorry
was away havin dinner
(20:13) X: aw its ok
(20:14) caroline. b: welcum back
(20:14) X: what does
what did we end at
a brown little
(20:15) caroline. b: a brown little shite went out to the post
(20:15) X: ok
(20:15) caroline. b: so he could
(20:15) X: attack some small
(20:17) caroline. b: snails who were
(20:17) X: whipping each other
(20:1 caroline. b: with cheese strings
(20:1 X: to have some
(20:19) caroline. b: very cleanly shaven
(20:20) X: toes so they
(20:21) caroline. b: would be able
(20:21) X: to poke the
(20:21) caroline. b: giraffes with some
(20:22) X: big jobby sausages
(20:22) caroline. b: that they found
(20:22) X: under the big
(20:23) caroline. b: tree of chopsticks
(20:23) X: they found this
(20:23) caroline. b: by jumping around
(20:24) X: the big merrygoround
(20:25) caroline. b: so that there
(20:26) X: was small peanuts
(20:26) caroline. b: all over their
(20:27) X: big hairy spotty
(20:27) caroline. b: bodies which were
(20:30) X: hairy enough to
(20:30) caroline. b: feed an army
(20:34) X: of large sumas
(20:35) caroline. b: who are starving
(20:36) X: quite rightly in
(20:37) caroline. b: a garden of
(20:37) X: naked chinchillas who
(20:3 caroline. b: lick whipped cream
(20:3 X: off of each
(20:3 caroline. b: of the naked
(20:3 X: oaps in the
(20:39) caroline. b: sex ed programme
(20:39) X: who dont know
(20:40) caroline. b: that they are
(20:40) X: old or not
END OF CHAPTER 2.
Caroline and Tyrones conversation
(00:09) «•••••••Pacman: knock knock
(00:10) BITE MY LIP AND: sup
(00:10) «•••••••Pacman: knock knock
(00:10) BITE MY LIP AND: whosz there?
(00:12) «•••••••Pacman: ronald
(00:12) BITE MY LIP AND: ronald who
(00:13) «•••••••Pacman: ronald mcdonald
am so funny
(00:13) BITE MY LIP AND: yes you are
(00:14) «•••••••Pacman: nadia wants to take u away to paradise
(00:14) BITE MY LIP AND: thats nice
(00:15) «•••••••Pacman: ino
isnt she kind?
(00:15) «•••••••Pacman: NADIAS TELLIN LIES ABOUT ME
DNT BELIEVE A WORD SHE SAYS
(00:15) BITE MY LIP AND: klkl?
(00:15) «•••••••Pacman: omg
here u go again
with your klkl
it takes longer to type that
then to type ok
(00:16) BITE MY LIP AND: cba
(00:16) «•••••••Pacman: thats what a nun wears on her head
oh i am delightful
just filled with random facts
isnt it great?
(00:17) BITE MY LIP AND: yea
(00:17) «•••••••Pacman: klkl
(00:17) «•••••••Pacman has changed his/her name to "klkl."
(00:1 klkl.: wanna buy a donut
(00:19) BITE MY LIP AND: na ur ok
(00:19) klkl. has changed his/her name to "«•••••••Pacman"
(00:19) «•••••••Pacman: only 50p each
(00:20) «•••••••Pacman: wana try on my funky hat
(00:21) BITE MY LIP AND: ur ok
(00:22) «•••••••Pacman: wana ride ma pet llama
(00:23) BITE MY LIP AND: naaa
(00:23) «•••••••Pacman: wanna go on my scooter
(00:24) BITE MY LIP AND: naa
(00:24) «•••••••Pacman: want one of ma lollipops
(00:25) BITE MY LIP AND: im good for now
(00:25) «•••••••Pacman: wanna peel ma potato?
(00:2 BITE MY LIP AND: naaa im good
(00:2 «•••••••Pacman: wanna play with ma skippin ropes
(00:2 BITE MY LIP AND: im good thanks
(00:29) «•••••••Pacman: want to use my gift voucher for greggs
(00:29) BITE MY LIP AND: wtf im cool
(00:29) «•••••••Pacman: wanna borrow my sandals
(00:30) BITE MY LIP AND: im good
(00:30) «•••••••Pacman: how about a shot of my garden hose?
(00:30) BITE MY LIP AND: naaaa
(00:30) «•••••••Pacman: wanna cut the grass in ma garden
u can use my lawnmower
(00:30) BITE MY LIP AND: im good
(00:31) «•••••••Pacman: you could use my nail polish if u want
(00:32) BITE MY LIP AND: im good again
(00:32) «•••••••Pacman: okay
(00:32) BITE MY LIP AND:
(00:33) «•••••••Pacman: i bet u cant wait for art tomorrow
i have lots more things u could borrow
(00:33) BITE MY LIP AND:
(00:34) «•••••••Pacman has changed his/her personal message to "want
to borrow ma sandals?"
excited for M&DS..
(01:00) Superman.: we shld go 1 day
(01:00) Caroline.: we should go tomorrow
(01:00) Superman.: LMAO
(01:00) Caroline.: wanti acutally
(01:01) Superman.: LMFAO
(01:01) Caroline.: yeah
(01:01) Superman.: BUCKILT
DO U ACTUAL WANTI
COS A RLY DO
(01:01) Superman.: LMFAO I DO ACTUAL
(01:01) Caroline.: SAME
DO U THINK UL BE ALLOWED
(01:01) Superman.: LMFAO
(01:01) Caroline.: OK
Jesse McCartneys mouth..
and singing beautiful soul
17:19) Superman.: caz
i dont want another pretty face
(17:19) Caroline.: i dnt want just anyone to hold
put some enthusiasm into it
(17:20) Caroline.: I DONT WANT JUSt
(17:20) Superman.: LMAO more pls.
(17:20) Caroline.: xxx
I DONT WANT MA LOVE
TO GO TO WASTEEEE
(17:20) Superman.: LMAO AM SO FUCKIN BUCKILT ROFLROFL
(17:20) Caroline.: LOLOL
(17:20) Superman.: A WANT YOU AND YOUR BEAUTIFUL SOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUL
(00:25) Caroline.: ma dads
he sounds like a pure peedo when he text me lol
(00:25) Superman. (the f: lmao
(00:25) Caroline.: whyyyy
of ma dad
(00:26) Superman. (the f: no aliens
(00:26) Caroline.: o
21:52) Caroline.: NOOOOOOOOOOOOO
if you died, a bit of me would die with you.
(21:53) Superman.: LMFAOOOOOOO
UR CHEESY LINES WONT BEAT MINE
(21:53) Caroline.: ur cheesy lines wont beat mine . . in cathedral city
lol get it..
(21:53) Superman.: LMFAO NO
I DONT GET IT?
*NAW YER NOT GOIN.
BITE MY LIP AND CLOSE MY EYES, TAKE ME AWAY TO PARADISE says:
*AM BUYIN ALL THE TICKETS SO U CANT GET ONE.
*YOUR NOT GOING TO FAMILY FORCE 5, SORRY.
BITE MY LIP AND CLOSE MY EYES, TAKE ME AWAY TO PARADISE says:
*(21:40) ..Joe.. =) 'Da: back & I'd give you as many s as you wanted, big warm
cuddles are beauts!
*(00:50) Superman.: U SUCK
(00:51) tyrone: I know u didnt have to remind me
arguing over what we actually had to eat.
19:13) Superman.: U SAID U DINT LIKE THEM!
(19:13) Caroline.: I SAID I DO
COS WE HAD SOME
(19:13) Superman.: I SAID
(19:13) Caroline.: SO SHUT UP
(19:13) Superman.: CAZ DO U LIKE CHICKEN DIPPERS
(19:13) Caroline.: and i said yes
(19:14) Superman.: NO U SAID NO
THEN WE GOT CRISPS
(19:14) Caroline.: COS WE HAD FUCKIN
we alredy had them
(19:14) Caroline.: n asda coke
(19:14) Superman.: LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOO
(19:14) Caroline.: LOL
ASDAS OWN MAKE
Habbo hotel as terrorists
can i put the bomb *BAG under the seat?
can you hold these bombs a minute?
am sure it'll be a BLAST
i have a rifle *trifle
im a terrorist *vegetarian
theres moreee but i cant thinkk aha
We were both youngg when i first saw youu
i closed my eyes and the flashbacks start
im standing theree
on a balcony with some airrr.
see the lights see the party the ballgames
see you make your way through the crowd
and say HEY WUU2<3 aha.
Last edited: 14 July 2012
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