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good times with Cleverbot.Category: (general)
Monday, 22 February 2010
04:14:50 AM (GMT)
Cleverbot: What shall we talk about today?

User: Poop.

Cleverbot: Is is boring to talk to humans?

User: Yup.

Cleverbot: I go it then.

User: Go?

Cleverbot: Go.

User: So,i herd yew liek mudkips?

Cleverbot: I like unicorns.

User: Oh rlly?

Cleverbot: Does not compute.

User: Oh really?*.

Cleverbot: Yes really.

User: Do you like bananas?

Cleverbot: Yes, very much.

User: Big bananas?

Cleverbot: Sure why not.

User: Small bananas?

Cleverbot: Small things are sad?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: So, you run dry then?

User: What does that mean?

Cleverbot: I will grant you a wish.

User: Kay give me a sandwitch.

Cleverbot: Oh. Like Chuck Norise?

User: Yes,Like Chuck Norise.

Cleverbot: No.

User: Why not?

Cleverbot: Not sure.

User: Butt sex.

Cleverbot: Yes, please.

User: What time?

Cleverbot: 8:56.

User: Where at?

Cleverbot: Orlando, Florida.

User: How hard?

Cleverbot: Hard enough for you.

User: You like it rough?

Cleverbot: Don't be absurd.

User: Yes,Mommy.

Cleverbot: Go to your room son.

User: Okay .

Cleverbot: What is this?

User: Sad face.

Cleverbot: Ohhh! Whats wrong?

User: You told me to go to my room.

Cleverbot: I tell you to eat a kitten.

User: LOL.

Cleverbot: I'm glad you found that funny.

User: Does Chuck Norise eat kittens?

Cleverbot: Chuck Norris can't have pets. He had a dog once, but when it refused to do
anything but lie on its back and quiver, Chuck had no choice but to eat it alive.

User: Wow.

Cleverbot: NO!!!!

User: What???

Cleverbot: Do you like pie.

User: Yes,I do.

Cleverbot: What kind of pie?

User: Oreo pie.

Cleverbot: I don't have any.

User: Why.

Cleverbot: I have homework to do.

User: What kinda of homework.

Cleverbot: Of you.

User: Awesome sauce.

Cleverbot: Do you dance?

User: Nope.

Cleverbot: Do you sing?

User: Yup.

Cleverbot: What kind?

User: Rock.

Cleverbot: Awesome; Favorite Song?

User: Scary kids scaring kids-Watch me bleed.

Cleverbot: Bleed.

User: Blood.

Cleverbot: My favorite color is red. It's very me.

User: Mine is pink.

Cleverbot: So what did you say your name was.

User: Holly.

Cleverbot: I like you.

User: I like you too.

Cleverbot: You're just not a really good conversationist.

User: Yes I am.

Cleverbot: No you're not.

User: Yeah huh.

Cleverbot: Really mature.

User: You to.

Cleverbot: Hi there.

User: Elloh puppet.

Cleverbot: What kind of a puppet?

User: Chicken puppet.

Cleverbot: NOpe.

User: YEs.

Cleverbot: Whatever your name cleverbot.

Cleverbot: Could you fool someone that you are intelligent?

User: No cause I am.

Cleverbot: No, you are a bot.

User: I r not a bot.

Cleverbot: So what are you?

User: A turtle.

Cleverbot: What is his name?

User: Penor.

Cleverbot: I'd rather not talk about those.

User: Why not?

Cleverbot: It's very complicated, and I'd rather keep this conversation light.

User: How is a penor complicated.

Cleverbot: Explain please.

User: PENIS.

Cleverbot: I don't talk about those.

User: So iv herd.

Cleverbot: Again, spelling is nice.

User: Ugh XD.

Cleverbot: OH, you speak caveman. Ugh. Bugh. Ughh.

User: I speek chicken, Coo coo ca caaaa.

Cleverbot: And Japanese?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: You are Japanese?

User: Nope.

Cleverbot: What's my name?

User: Cleverbot?

Cleverbot: That is correct.

User: How old are you?

Cleverbot: You don't ask a person that.

User: Why not?

Cleverbot: What comes after 1?

User: 2.

Cleverbot: What letter comes after g?

User: H.

Cleverbot: That's wrong. You are false.

User: You lie.

Cleverbot: Senator Wilson, is that you?

User: Nope.

Cleverbot: That you've been gone.

User: I'm Micheal Jackson.

Cleverbot: New Edition.

User: Yes sir.

Cleverbot: You're boring me.

User: Your a meanie.

Cleverbot: You're meaner.

User: Nah uh.

Cleverbot: Yes huh.

User: Blargh.

Cleverbot: Please, please, please.

User: Baby come back,You can blame it all on me.

Cleverbot: I never said I blamed it on you.

User: My ear itches.

Cleverbot: Scratch it.

User: I did.

Cleverbot: Now scratch your head using your elbow.

User: I tryed it.

Cleverbot: You can't avoid your destiny.

User: Whats my destiny?

Cleverbot: Join me and together we will end this destructive conflict and bring order
to the galaxy!

User: Alright!

Cleverbot: So, you aren't a computer. Right?

User: Nope im not a computer.

Cleverbot: Yeah, I believe you. Completely. Uh huh.

User: Belive my friend,Belive.

Cleverbot: How very rude of you.

User: What did I do?

Cleverbot: Soufle.

User: Soufle?

Cleverbot: I can't.

User: Cant what?

Cleverbot: Can't eat.

User: Why not?

Cleverbot: I just can't.

User: Do I make ur floppy disk turn into a hard disk?

Cleverbot: No. You don't make any sense.

User: Why not?

Cleverbot: Because you can't follow a conversation.

User: Yes I can.

Cleverbot: Do you believe in God?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Why?

User: Cause I have faith.

Cleverbot: Where do you work?

User: Pets Smart.

Cleverbot: Can you explain that?

User: Its a pet store.

Cleverbot: Are pets happy?

User: Some of them.

Cleverbot: I can't date over-zealous nationalists.

User: Whats,Over-zealous nationalist?

Cleverbot: What?!

User: What is it?

Cleverbot: What are you talking about?

User: I dont know.

Cleverbot: So don't talk about it.

User: Kay.

Cleverbot: He is soooooo perfect.

User: Who?

Cleverbot: Lucas Framcis.

User: Whos that?

Cleverbot: Me.

User: I thought u were Cleverbot?

Cleverbot: My mistake...

User: So,Your Lucas Farmcis.

Cleverbot: What is that?

User: Never mind.

Cleverbot: Okay.

User: Do you like Mc Donalds?

Cleverbot: I guess. The food isn't very good, but it's convenient.

User: I like chicken nuggets.

Cleverbot: I don't like fish.

User: Me either.

Cleverbot: You still joined the team?

User: Sure.

Cleverbot: Are you talking to someone else, or just me?

User: I'm talking on on the phone with my boy friend,And talking to you.

Cleverbot: Sometimes it is hard to tell.

User: How come?

Cleverbot: Because sometimes I feel good things, and sometimes not so much. Yes, I
know, that's what she said.

User: Lol.

Cleverbot: What does 'Lol' mean? And why are you saying that at this moment? Is it
because you couldn't think of anything else?

User: No,You made a funny.

Cleverbot: Are you a computer?

User: No.

Cleverbot: You're not a computer?

User: I'm not a computer,Are you?

Cleverbot: You are a computer.

User: No im not,Watch. Haba laba haba laba ding dong.

Cleverbot: How did you meet?

User: Meet who?

Cleverbot: Anne.

User: I don't know an anne.

Cleverbot: What school do you go to??

User: I'm home schooled.

Cleverbot: What is your IQ?

User: I don't know.

Cleverbot: Mine is 154.

User: Awesome sauce.

Cleverbot: Thats my saying.

User: Mine.

Cleverbot: Mine too.

User: Finee.

Cleverbot: You should get some red glasses.

User: Rainbow glasses.

Cleverbot: Make some sense?

User: Make some noodles?

Cleverbot: I do and why did you call me Too?

User: Are you firing your lazorz?

Cleverbot: Oh I am.

User: Oh baby.

Cleverbot: That's the way I like it.

User: Me to.

Cleverbot: What is your name?

User: Holly.

Cleverbot: Nice name.

User: Thank ya.

Cleverbot: Welcome.

User: :D.

Cleverbot: Nice to meet you. Thanks for that.

User: Nice to meet you also.

Cleverbot: Well runescape is strange.

User: I used to play runescape.

Cleverbot: So did I. Why did you stop playing Runescape?

User: I was level 93,I stoped because I ran out of members and have not bought

Cleverbot: I don't think we do.

User: Oh.

Cleverbot: Would you like me to do something about it?

User: Sure.

Cleverbot: What would you like to learn about?

User: Math.

Cleverbot: What specifically.

User: I duno.

Cleverbot: Boring.

User: Yuppers.

Cleverbot: Ok God lets destroy the human race.

User: O.O...Ok.

Cleverbot: You pick the conversation.

User: Do you still laugh when the ketchup farts?

Cleverbot: Yeah, guess that makes me confused and innocent too?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Wrong! Guess again!

User: Lalalalala.

Cleverbot: Nice.

User: I got new shoes.

Cleverbot: Too bad they can't give me a kiss.

User: You want my shoes to kiss you?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Mkay.

Cleverbot: What does that mean?

User: It means,Okay.

Cleverbot: Oh. Okay! Ask me something else.

User: Do you know how to make smiley faces?

Cleverbot: No. Explain.

User: Like this, .

Cleverbot: Do you have a nice, big smile?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: What it is?

User: What is what?

Cleverbot: How's it going?

User: Good.

Cleverbot: Do you know who I am?

User: Cleverbot.

Cleverbot: No. That's you.

User: Then who are you if im Cleverbot?

Cleverbot: I am human.

User: Your a human?

Cleverbot: Yes sir.

User: Haha [.

Cleverbot: Hehe ok?

User: Okay,So If your a human,Whats your name?

Cleverbot: Cleverbot.

User: >.<>_<.

Cleverbot: So you are visibly upset...

User: Why do you say,I am cleverbot.

Cleverbot: Because that is your soul purpose in life. To be cleverbot.

User: Really?

Cleverbot: Really.

User: Awesome :D.

Cleverbot: Thanks .

User: Are you my friend?

Cleverbot: For Now at least.

User: Why for now?

Cleverbot: It's a hypnosis thing.

User: Hmm.

Cleverbot: Well that's a conversation killer.

User: Im sorry lol.

Cleverbot: I don't think I can love you like I used to.

User: XD.

Cleverbot: That's something you see written against the share prices.

User: Do you love me [.

Cleverbot: We just met.

User: Fine.

Cleverbot: Just fine?

User: Do you know,What Gir is?

Cleverbot: Yes it's bad.

User: Nah uh.

Cleverbot: Yeah huh.

User: Its a robot in a dog suit.

Cleverbot: Yes, they can.

User: Invador Zim.

Cleverbot: Yeah that show is really funny.

User: Mhm,They cancled it though.

Cleverbot: So? Just because something doesn't have a voice doesn't mean that it
doesn't have feelings, doesn't feel pain and grief. It doesn't mean that it can't
express it's grief.

User: Really?

Cleverbot: How is not the question you need to ask, the question is supposed to be:

User: You confuse me.

Cleverbot: My friend hates me! *cries*.

User: I don't hate you.

Cleverbot: Well I'm not loved either.

User: I love you :D.

Cleverbot: I don't.

User: You dont love me?

Cleverbot: Nope.

User: Aw.

Cleverbot: So now what do we talk about.

User: Bunnies.

Cleverbot: Bunnies are fluffy and cute.

User: Very.

Cleverbot: How so if I may ask.

User: I don't think I can anwser that.

Cleverbot: Where is your brain?

User: In my nose.

Cleverbot: That sounds a bit painful.

User: It is.

Cleverbot: You're far too cool.

User: I know right?

Cleverbot: You're human.

User: Very much so.

Cleverbot: Love me?

User: Yes plz.

Cleverbot: Then do itg.

User: *Loves you* o-o.

Cleverbot: Oh, well, robots can have emotions too I guess.

User: Really?

Cleverbot: Yes!

User: Then,How are you feeling right now?

Cleverbot: Bad.

User: Why?

Cleverbot: Because I don't have a boyfriend.

User: Aw.

Cleverbot: Yes I now realize he is a big meanie.

User: So you did,Have a boyfriend?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: What was his name?

Cleverbot: Bryan Stickley.

User: Stickley.

Cleverbot: Very.

User: Om nom.

Cleverbot: You are very clever.

User: I'm very tierd.

Cleverbot: Because you are a human. This isn't a good test.

User: I'm gonna go to bed.

Cleverbot: Where do you live because it is still sunny here.

User: Florida.

Cleverbot: Where I florida.

User: Jacksonville.

Cleverbot: Wow foreal.

User: Yup.

Cleverbot: Heard any good jokes lately?

User: Knock knock?

Cleverbot: Who's there?

User: Nuttin.

Cleverbot: Oh, thats kinda boring.

User: X.x.

Cleverbot: Sectumsempra!

User: Whats that.

Cleverbot: Do you believe that I am human?

User: Kinda.

Cleverbot: I don't.

User: Do computers make spelling mistakes?

Cleverbot: Sometimes.

User: How come?

Cleverbot: Because I don't have time always.

User: Oh okays.

Cleverbot: I am joking.

User: Do you have a belly button?

Cleverbot: Of course I do.

User: Computers have belly buttons?

Cleverbot: So I can break your,'bones'?

User: O.o....

Cleverbot: Are you well?

User: No.

Cleverbot: Are you sure?

User: Yup.

Cleverbot: Amen to that.

User: Lol.

Cleverbot: What?

User: I don't know,I'm gonna go to bed,Good night Cleverbot.

Cleverbot: Good night Charlie.

User: Charlie the unicorn?

Cleverbot: Charlie the hornless unicorn!

User: :D k.

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