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Friday, 15 January 2010
08:10:17 PM (GMT)
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: Hey 18 M London, really horny you? You: "You" isn't really a question, you know. You: It's an ungrammatical sentance. You: With a question mark. Your conversational partner has disconnected. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: sta You: ? You: Hello to you too. Stranger: sta~? You: Pardon? You: OH. You: I SEE. You: Why? Stranger: what does it mean You: what does what mean? Stranger: sta You: Why, don't you know? Stranger: i kno maaan You: Then why should I tell you if you already know? And I'm not a man. You: Or a maaan. Stranger: yeahhh mate You: mate? You: Wow, Steve, you're good at names. Stranger: steve - buzz of it! You: YOU ARE CALLED STEVE. Stranger: woopwoop You: Yeah. Go Steve. Stranger: and jimmy! You: NO. You: JUST...NO. Stranger: why?! You: ._. Stranger: an ex? You: No/ Wrong name :3 Stranger: why? You: BECAUSE, OK? You: DON'T QUESTION THE SITH LORD. Stranger: i wanna kno... Stranger: confide in meee You: Okay then. You: I will. Your conversational partner has disconnected. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hii You: Hi. You: How are you? Stranger: fine, u? You: Well. You: Not too good. Stranger: why so? :/ You: The Jedi have just sliced me in half by lightsabers, and this Sith Lord is doomed to die soon. Emperor Palpetine never stodd a chance. Why can't the bad guys ever win? This is SO going to ruin my Autobiography. Stranger: bde Stranger: because Stranger: im Stranger: awe Stranger: some Stranger: ! You: So you said. So compasionate, Omegle... Stranger: mhm Your conversational partner has disconnected. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: HELLO. Stranger: hi! You: WHAT'S UP. Stranger: not much - just hangin out You: Nice ^^ Your conversational partner has disconnected. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: i m 18 male you? You: 18 f? Stranger: from Stranger: ? You: UK? Stranger: webcam sex? You: Nope. You: No webcam. Stranger: why? You: Just no. You: PLUS. You: I don't do webcam sex because the people who ask are always stupid seals with bubber up to the armpits. Your conversational partner has disconnected. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: Hello. Stranger: hi You: Now. You: YOU. Stranger: right now? You: You're either a Sith Lord, called Steve, or you're a seal. Stranger: SEAL! Stranger: HEY SIMON I FOUND YOU! Stranger: hows betty keeping? You: I'M NOT SIMON. You: DUDE. Stranger: :O You: I'M A GIRL. Stranger: i left the "e" off the end? You: Close ^^ Stranger: simone? You: Esther Stranger: catchy Your conversational partner has disconnected. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: hi! Your conversational partner has disconnected. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hi You: HELLO. You: How are you? Stranger: are you gay? You: Nope. Stranger: do your parents know you are gay? You: Nope. Stranger: Why didnt you tell them that you were gay? Stranger: u big gay wad You: WRONG. You: Because I'm not a wad. You: I'm a cotton bud ^^ Stranger: gay. bud? Stranger: DISCONNECT Your conversational partner has disconnected. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: bi? You: You're a Steve. Your conversational partner has disconnected. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: YOU. You: HI. Stranger: M here You: Q reporting for duty! Stranger: Age You: 18. You: *salutes* Your conversational partner has disconnected. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: HEY THAR/ Stranger: ??? You: ... You: Wait. You: Is that you? You: Steve? Buddy? Stranger: SUCK MY DICK Your conversational partner has disconnected. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: HI. Stranger: Helloo :D You: ... Stranger: ...? You: Hi. You: Again. Stranger: noice ^^ Stranger: wazzaahp You: Australia Stranger: aha xD You: WHAT. You: IT IS. You: DON'T TRY AND DENY Y LOGIC!! Stranger: well Stranger: its kindof below Stranger: that is if your from the UK? You: NO NO NO! Stranger: >< You: NO IT ISN'T! Stranger: or not =D You: IT'S ABOVE!! You: STOP IT! You: STOp THE RINGING! Stranger: hahahaha You: YOU'RE DOING IT AGAIN! You: NO. You: YOU'RE KILLING ME. Stranger: sorry about that Stranger: tis my squaids Stranger: contagious and what not You: Steve. Dude. The years have been cruel to you. You have disconnected. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: Hi. You: You. Stranger: rawrrrrrrrrrrrr You: Seal, Steve, Or Sith Lord. You: Pick. Stranger: are you m? You: CHOOSE. NOW. Stranger: NO! You: YES. Stranger: NO Stranger: NO Stranger: NO Stranger: NO Stranger: NO You: YES You: YES You: YES You: YES You: YES You: YES You: YES You: AND You: YES. Your conversational partner has disconnected. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: HELLO. Stranger: hii You: ... Stranger: .... You: Steve? You: Is that really you? You: DUDE. I MISSED YOU SO MUCH. Stranger: yes,it really is Stranger: i miss you too You: GOD. WHAT THE HELL WERE YOU DOING LAST NIGHT. Stranger: homeowrk, what were ylou dooinggg You: I was with you. Dude, you have to remember ;.; Stranger: nope,refresha You: O.O You: YOU FORGOT?? Stranger: refresh my memory* You: how hard did you bang your head? Stranger: very You: Oh right. You: I was at yours as usual. You: Wait. You: How much don't you remember? ._. You: Steve? Stranger: i dont remeber anything? You: NOTHING. NOT EVEN WHEN LUCY DIPPED YOUR HEAD IN NUTELLA??? Stranger: i was to busy wondering the cndy floss forests You: Oh. You: Right. You: Well. You: I was at your hous as usual. Then your little sister Lucy came and stuck nutella on your head. We laughed. Hysterically XD You went to wash it off. I played with Lucy. YOU ALMOST DIED OF LAUGHTER. You: Good times ^^ Your conversational partner has disconnected. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: Please. You: Save me. Stranger: (.) (.)?? Your conversational partner has disconnected. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: DUDE. You: Hi c: You: SEAL. ARE YOU BREATHING? Your conversational partner has disconnected. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: Aloha. Stranger: I have a boner! You: DUDE. You: OMM. You: SING IT DUDE. You: SING IT TO THE PEOPLE. Stranger: Sing what? Stranger: I have a boner? You: YES. You: GO ON. You: SING IT. You: NOW. Stranger: Singing is the last thing I want to do with a boner. You: DO IT. Stranger: NO! Stranger: I WANT TO FUCK Stranger: Hence the boner. You: Dude. You: Sing. You: Now. Stranger: Why don't you sing, while I fuck your mother. You: She's busy. You: And I can't sing. You: So no. Stranger: Busy doing what? You: MILKING THE COWS, DAMMIT. Your conversational partner has disconnected. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: YOU. You: DUDE. You: STEVE. Stranger: ME Stranger: GIRL You: Steve? Stranger: LYNZ You: Is that really you? Stranger: no i am not steve Stranger: is it you dave? You: STEVE, I MISSED YOU! Stranger: I MISSED YOU TO DAVE You: STEVE. HOW'S LUCY? Stranger: SHES FINE Stranger: DAVE HOW IS FRANKIE? Stranger: DID SHE GET RID OF THE RASH? You: DUDE. LUCY. DOES SHE LIKE NUTELLA YET? Stranger: I AM SO SORRY Stranger: STILL NOTHING Stranger: ALTHOGH SHE HAS TRIED WALNUT WIP You: STEVE. You: SHE LOVES THE STUFF. You: LIAR, You: FAKE, Stranger: DAVE. You: HOW DARE YOU. You: GOOD DAY. You have disconnected. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hi You: Steve, hey. You: How's it going? Stranger: m or f u? You: f, you? Stranger: m Stranger: age? You: 18. You: Steve, Srsly. Stranger: from? You: UK. Steve, talk to me!! Stranger: ok i talk Stranger: steve??? You: YES. You: DUDE. You: You're Steve ;.; Stranger: no im not You: YOU'RE NOT. You: DUDE. You: I DON'T BELIEVE YOU. You have disconnected. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: Hi. You: It told me to. You: So I said it. You: Wow, I deserve a cookie. Your conversational partner has disconnected. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: hi. Stranger: hi asl You: NOYB. You: XD You: Jokes. Your conversational partner has disconnected. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hii Stranger: asl? You: 18, F, UK. You: O.O You: WAIT. You: ARE You: YOU You: STEVE? Stranger: YES! You: OMM! Stranger: AHHH, I FOUND YOU! You: NO WAY! You: IT'S YOU! Stranger: ahhh! ii haven't seen you in so long! <3 You: DUDE, I MISSED YOU SO MUCH! You: I KNOW! Stranger: how's craigafer? You: GREAT! You: How's Lucy? Stranger: she's doin' fine. Stranger: and your job? You: Fabulous, thanks for asking! You: You? Stranger: life as a banana straightener is great! You: Steve, I missed you so! You: *salutes* Stranger: ii missed you as well! Stranger: when are you coming back to visit guatemala? You: Ooh. You: Never. You: ;.; Stranger: what a shame. maybe i'll take the kids up to visit you in antarctica. You: KIDS? WHAT KIDS? O.O Stranger: oh, ii didn't tell you that topanga and rafiki were born?! You: WHO? WHY WASN'T I TOLD?? Stranger: so sorry, ii believe esther told me that you were applying sunscreen (damn, that harsh antarctic heat), so you couldn't answer the phone. You: DUDE. I'M ESTHER. SRSLY. THAT'S MY NAME IRL. You: XD Stranger: loll really? You: honestly, yeah c: Stranger: that's awesome :D You: MIND READER! Stranger: shhh! You: XD Stranger: don't tell ANYONE! Your conversational partner has disconnected. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hi You: YOU OBEYED IT. You: HOW COULD YOU. Your conversational partner has disconnected. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hi You: Steve. You: hey. Your conversational partner has disconnected You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: SHIT IT'S YOU. Stranger: male? Stranger: male? You: Steve. good to meet you/ Your conversational partner has disconnected. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: HELLO. Stranger: hey You: Steve? Stranger: No? You: Shit. You: 6 hours and still no luck. You: He's on here somewhere, I swear. Stranger: Or you could just get his facebook or something? You: NO. You: THAT'S CHEATING. You: WE'RE PLAYING HIDE AND SEEK. You: ON OMEGLE. You: SO NO. You: I CAN'T. You: BAKA. You have disconnected. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: NOW. You: WHO MIGHT YOU BE? Stranger: your worst nightmare You: Steve? Is it really you? Your conversational partner has disconnected. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: 8D You: YOU. Stranger: uhm what? Stranger: ok this is how i feel right now Stranger: :s You: BY THE WAY. You: I LOVE YOUR SHOES. You: Uh. I'm just going to go and marry them, k? Stranger: oh yeah? wierd because Im not wearin shoes right now Stranger: hm You: Not any more. You: They're with me. Stranger: can u see me? You: YES. I HAVE EYES EVERYWHERE. You: And spy cams in youre house ^^ Stranger: ohkay Stranger: is my hair up or down You: WHY SHOULD I TELL YOU IF YOU ALREADY KNOW, HUH? You: Beat that, punk. Stranger: cuz i wanna see if you know Stranger: duh You: Well duh, you're not. Stranger: im not what Stranger: you don't make sense You: That's my forte :D Stranger: you need to work on your comebacks Stranger: haha oh okay You: :p You: good to meet you. You: I'm Esther. Stranger: Im Dylan You: O.O You: NO WAY. Stranger: why? You: I know someone called Dylan. You: XD Stranger: crazy You: Do you know anyone called Roseanne? Stranger: uhm no I don't Stranger: Rose You: Damn, wrong Dylan :/ Stranger: heh You: Ever been to South Africa? Stranger: ok im gonna go spend time with my family because Im leavin for college tomorrow Stranger: and no i havent You: Other Dylan is form South Africa. You: You Should be called Steve. You have disconnected. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: sta? You: ... You: STEVE. Your conversational partner has disconnected. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hi You: NO! You: NOT YOU! You: PLEASE NO! Stranger: wtf You: IT'S YOU AGAIN! You: NOT AGAIN! You: WHY YOU? You: WHY ME?? Stranger: i am 13 years old Stranger: wtf You: I'm Esther, Nice to meet you ^^ Stranger: benjamin here You: Good to meet you, Benny my boy. You: Tell me Benny, How's things on your planet? Your conversational partner has disconnected. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: BENNY? STEVE? You: BOBBY? IS IT YOU? Stranger: im bobby You: BOBBY! You: I MISSED YOU DUDE! Stranger: i missed u to! You: ~hugs~ How are you doing? Stranger: im coool dude Stranger: how r u You: Great thanks :D You: I found you! You: After 7 hours! Stranger: woop woop You: OMM! You: Wait. You: You are a guy, and you are Bobby, yeah? XD Stranger: yeah im bobby You: 8D You: Yes! You: I succeeded! Stranger: yes! You: I have never been so happy in my life! You: Never been so glad to see you! You: But Dude. You: You need a hair cut. Stranger: thnx lol You: Srsly/ You: I'm so happy right now! :'D Stranger: :D You: ~hugs again~ OMM HIGH ON HUGS" 8D You: Bobby? Stranger: yer dude You: dude-et. Dude. You: XD You: Bye Bobby! Stranger: bi freak You: Esther :D Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Last edited: 16 January 2010

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