Monday, 19 October 2009
10:32:20 PM (GMT)
I'm aware that I shouldn't have learned these things.
Lol.Just A thing to cheer me up.
☆“Great legs, what time do they open?”
☆“You must be tired because you’ve been running through my head all night.”
☆“Hey girl, what’s up? Guess what? It’s your lucky day. Out of all the girls
here, I picked you to talk to.”
☆“Baby, you must be a broom, cause you just swept me off my feet.”
☆“Can I buy you a drink, or do you just want the money?”
☆“You be the tree, and I'll wrap you like a Koala.”
☆“You sure have a great looking tooth.”
☆“My love for you is like diarrhea. I just can't hold it in.”
☆“You want me. I can smell it.” -Hahahahaha.
☆“Damn.....your ass is fine! Want to come see mine?”
Do you have one that's your favorite?