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Holy Crap I'm GermanCategory: (general)
Tuesday, 15 September 2009
04:00:50 PM (GMT)
[] You drink a lot of tea. 
[x] You know what a brolly is.
[ ] Deal or No Deal has taken over your life. 
[ ] You wanted Ben to win X Factor. 
[ ] You use the word "bugger"or the phrase "bloody hell."
[x] Fish and Chips are yummy. 
[ ] You can eat a Full English Breakfast.
[ ] You dislike emos almost as much as you dislike chavs.
[x] Its football...not soccer. 

Total: 3

[ ] You wear flip flops all year.
[ ] You call flipflops thongs not flip flops.  
[ ] You love a backyard barbie.
[ ] You know a barbie is not a doll.
[ ] You love the beach. 
[x] Sometimes you swear without realizing.
[ ] You're a sports fanatic. 
[ ] You are tanned. 
[ ] You're a bit of a bogan. 
[ ] You have an Australian something.

Total: 1

[ ] The Sopranos is a great show.
[ ] Your last name ends in a vowel. (AND SOMETIMES 'Y'. 8D)
[ ] Your grandmother makes her own sauces.
[ ] You know how a real meatball tastes. 
[ ] You know Italian songs. 
[x] You have dark hair and dark eye colour. 
[ ] You speak some Italian.
[x] You are under 5'10''. 
[ ] You know what a Italian horn is.
[x] Pizza/spaghetti is the best food in the world.
[ ] You talk with your hands.

Total: 3

[ ] You say member instead of Remember. 
[ ] You speak Spanish or some.
[ ] You like tacos. 
[ ] YoU TyPe lIkE ThIs On Da CoMpUtEr. 
[ ] You are dark skinned.
[ ] You know what a Puta is. 
[x] You talk fast occasionally.
[ ] You have had highlights or have dyed your hair.
[ ] You know what platanos are. 

Total: 1

[ ] You say villian as: Vee-lon. 
[x] You get short tempered.
[x] You know somebody named Natasha.
[x] You get cold easily.
[ ] Rain is fun for you.
[ ] You get into contests all the time.
[x] You can easily make do with the cold weather.

Total: 4

[ ] You think beer is the best. 
[x] You have a bad temper.
[ ] Your last name starts/end with a Mc, Murph, O', Fitz or ends with a ley, on, un,
an, in, ry,ly, y.
[ ] You have blue or green eyes.
[ ] You like the colour green.
[ ] You have been to a St. Patty's Day party. 
[ ] You have a family member from Ireland.
[ ] You have red hair.
[ ] You have/had freckles. 
[ ] Your family get together always include drinking and singing. 

Total: 1

African American:
[ ] You say nigga/nukka casually 
[ ] You have nappy hair. 
[ ] You like rap. 
[ ] You know how to shoot a gun. 
[ ] You think President George Walker Bush is racist. 
[x] You like chicken. 
[x] You like watermelon. 
[ ] You can dance.  
[ ] You can 'sing' gospel. 

Total: 2

[ ] You have slanty/small eyes. 
[x] You like rice a lot.
[ ] You are good at Math.
[ ] You have played the piano. (does pressing a key when nobody's looking count? xD)
[ ] You have family from Asia.
[x] You laugh sometimes covering your mouth. 
[ ] Most people think you're Asian 
[ ] You call hurricanes - typhoons.
[ ] You go to Baulko. 

Total: 2

[x] You like bread.
[ ] You think German Chocolate is good.
[x] You Speak some German
[ ] You know what Schnitzel is. 
[x] You hate it when stupid people call you a Nazi.
[x] You went to Pre-school. 
[x] You're over 5'2 

Total: 5

[ ] You like/play/played hockey. 
[ ] You love beer.
[ ] You say eh.
[ ] You know what poutine is.
[ ] You speak French.
[ ] You love Tim Horton's.
[ ] At one point you lived in a farm house.
[ ] You watch/watched Degrassi.
[ ] You think America should be called the U.S or anything other than America since
"America" geographically refers to the entire North, Central and South American

Total: 0

[ ] You hate foreigners.
[ ] You hate non-Christians. 
[ ] You're lazy.  
[x] You are not cultured.
[x] You would have an abortion.  
[ ] You love the death penalty.
[ ] You don't read.
[ ] You shop at Walmart. 
[x] You think this survey is rather biased.

Total: 3

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