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brb giving nick a BJ XD ROFLCategory: (general)
Wednesday, 20 May 2009
01:01:51 PM (GMT)
so,one of my exes leanne just called me up on the phone.about 5 mins ago.

derick: hello?
leanne wanna hang out.
derick: who dis?
leanne: nick.
derick: nick doesn't sound that girly.who is it.
leanne: fine.it's me.leelee. <-- cheesy nickname i used to call her.
derick: oh god.what do you want.
leanne : to hang out.
derick: sorry,my balls are already doin that.
leanne : prick.
derick: do you actually think i want to hang out with you?i'm busy doing
homework.
leanne : please.i'm really bored.
derick: so am i.but not bored enough to hang out with a ho.
leanne: please derick..just trust me on this.
derick: WONT TRUST A HOE NEVER TRUST A HOE WONT TRUST A HOE WONT TRUST LEELEE.
<--- yes.3OH!3.i actually serenaded insults to my ex on the phone.
leanne: fine derick.why don't you just go run along and find your gay friend
nick and fuck him in the ass like he always asks you to!
derick: k,he's bi...and he's never asked me to fuck him in the ass...and
OKAY.i was just headed over there to give him a BJ. 

and then i slammed up the phone and laughed to myself for a few minutes.
and then i posted this entry so i could share the hilariousness with you fellow
citizens.

Comments 
‹TayyTayy;;FadingStarLight♥› says:   20 May 2009   998571  
o.O lol nice...
 
‹Sweet parent› says:   20 May 2009   899153  
Tehe thats funny
 
SexFlavouredPancakes says:   20 May 2009   885371  
LOL WOW DERICK.
You're not afraid to say anything to anyone,are you?
 
‹derickDEADBEAT,› says :   20 May 2009   379444  
haha hell no. XD
 
 
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