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STUPIDITYCategory: Stupidity
Wednesday, 13 May 2009
01:07:39 PM (GMT)
In case you needed further proof that the human race 
is doomed through stupidity, here are some actual 
label instructions on consumer goods: 

On a Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping. 
(That's the only time I have to work on my hair). 

On a bag of Fritos:! ..You could be a winner! No 
purchase necessary. Details inside. (the shoplifter 

On a bar of Dial soap: "Directions: Use like regular 
soap." (as opposed to "special" soap???) 

On some Swanson frozen dinners: "Serving suggestion: 
Defrost." (but, it's "just" a suggestion). 

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert 
(printed on bottom): "Do 
not turn upside down." (well...duh, a bit late, huh)! 

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot 
after heating." (...and you thought????...) 

On packaging for a Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes 
on body." (but wouldn't this save me more time?) 

On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car 
or operate machinery after taking this medication." 
(We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction 
accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with 
head-colds off those forklifts.) 

On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness." 
(and.. .I'm taking this because???....) 

On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or 
outdoor use only." (as opposed to...what?) 

On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the 
other use." (now, somebody 
out there, help me on this. 
I'm a bit curious.) 

On Sunsbury's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts." (talk 
about a news flash) 

On an American Airlines packet of nuts: "Instructions: 
Open packet, eat nuts." (Step 3: maybe, 

On a child's superman costume: "Wearing of this 
garment does not enable you to fly." (I don't blame 
the company. I blame the parents for this one.) 

On a Swedish chainsaw: "Do not attempt to stop chain 
with your hands or genitals." (..was there a lot of 
this happening somewhere?)

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