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Thursday, 23 April 2009
06:25:27 PM (GMT)
ereo Types

im SKINNY, so i MUST be aneorexic

I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists. 

I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.

I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a stupid ditz

I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.

I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be smart. 


I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.

I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.

I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.

I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch. Ehh i am really

I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.

I'm an ATHEIST, so I MUST hate the world. 

I DONT HAVE A RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals. 

I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people. 

I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.

I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.

I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.


I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.

I'm IRISH, so I MUST be a drunk son of a bitch. 

I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.

I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.

I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...

I'm a DANCER, So i must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore

I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.  Uhm wtf? School uniform and skirts
are cute

I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.

I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.   Sure thing

I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob. 

I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.

I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of

I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.

I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.

I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.

I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.

I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.

I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals

I'm ITALIAN, so I must be a gangster 

I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!!

I'm GORGEOUS, so I MUST not be a virgin. 

I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life. Hmm, i dont think so

I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.

I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention. Not really, i
just like expressing myself

I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual. Nah

I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.  

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all. Teehee.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be gay. Sure Idonthtinkso

I have BIG BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.

I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.

I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.Hah no i dont agree with this at

I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.

I'm GERMAN, so I MUST be a Nazi. 

I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO


I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited

I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13

I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy

I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy

I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas

Im a STONER so i MUST be going in the wrong direction

Im a VIRGIN so i MUST be prude. WTF Much?

Im STRAIGHT EDGE so i must be violent.

I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.

I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.

I'm BI so I MUST think every girl i see is hot.

I'm ASIAN so I MUST have a small penis. 

I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so i MUST be fat.  It's not a big lunch

I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly. 

I'm ASIAN so i must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7 

I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.

I'm MIXED so i must be SEXY And you know it. 

I listen to MY CHEMICAL ROMANCE, so I MUST be a scene kid.  Sure thang

I play SOCCER so i must be a WIMP.

I'm MUSLIM so i MUST be covered up at all times.

I'm in ORCHESTRA/BAND, so i must be a geek


I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect

I'm DEPRESSED so I MUST be emo and cut myself

I POP MY COLLAR so I MUST be stuck up and Bitchy 

I SPEAK MY MIND so I MUST be stuck up and hate everyone Or maybe i really
could care less what people think?

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