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Thursday, 29 January 2009
07:48:15 PM (GMT)
2D hung around in L.A. for a while, mainly with that Brian Setzer of 'Stray Cat
Strut' fame. It was through Brian that 2D met Britt Ekland. 'Yeah she's nice. I
fancied her since Murdoc lent me his copy of the Wickerman. But her arse looks a lot
smaller in real life.' However ultimately aimless and deeply disillusioned, 2D pissed
off back to England to get his head together. 

He went back home to see his dad who runs the local fun fair down in Eastbourne, who
gave 2D a job collecting money from the 'Switchback Ride'. Hopping from carriage to
carriage, chatting up birds, these were the greatest days of 2D's life. HE also
became good mates with Shane Lynch, Ex-Boyzone, who took the money on The Waltzer. 

The pair became inseparable, working the rides by day and cruising the town by night.
God knows how many blue-haired babies there must be out there! Adopting the teddy boy
look with drainpipe jeans and his hair slicked into greasy quiff, 2D became a local
celebrity all over again; the star of the dodgems, and King of the carousel!
'Awright, darling!' 

What's more, with no Murdoc around to bully him 2D quickly got his own ego back. And
then some. His big-head soon swelled right out of control as he realised that it was
him, 2D, who was responsible for the Gorillaz success. shit! He's still just as dim
as always, but now thinks the sun shines out of his own... 

So 2D 'stu-pot' the skinny greaser hardnut, has gone from boy to man. Packet of
three, a fresh roll-up and a flick-comb. He's set. 

His confidence fully restored 2D has decided to return to Kong Studios and '...like,
sort that duh-brain Murdoc out, for picking on me! Give him a kicking or summink!' 

Uh oh!

Last edited: 29 January 2009

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