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Things I've Learned From The Dictionary - Part C.Category: (general)
Saturday, 17 January 2009
06:50:55 PM (GMT)
1.Calvary: The place where Christ was crucified. (Oh.I thought calvary was a
vegetable.)

2.cant: whining speech,as of beggars. (LOL.You'll be walking down the road and
suddenly a hobo pops out and yells "Can't!Can't!")

3.caress: An expression of affection by patting,embracing,or stroking.(I know
this term quite well. [; )

4.castle in the air: A fanciful,impractical scheme. (LOLOLOL.ARE THURR
UNICORNZ THURR? :O )

5.catsup: ketchup. (Since when do we refer to ketchup as catsup?Wtf?)

6.chain gang: A gang of convicts chained together while doing hard labor.
(Well,that sounds mighty fun!)

7.chow-chow: A relish of chopped pickles in mustard. (So when someone says
"Chow",they really mean pickles in mustard?Uh..cool.)

8.circumcise: to cut off the prepuce of clitoris of. (.....WHAT THE WTF?!)

9.cocks-comb: the comb of a rooster. (ROFLROFLROFL.Some cocks really need a
comb.Or a brush.Or a weed whacker.)

10.comfort station: A public restroom. (Yeah,cause I really feel comforted
while sitting on some bacteria infested toilet!)

11.conniption: A fit of hysteria,rage,etc. (Sorry.I just found this definition
hilarious.)

12.corn: A horny thickening of the skin,especially on a toe. (D: Oh.)

13. corncob pipe: A pipe whose bowl is cut from a corncob.("COME ON,GUYS.LET'S
GO SMOKE SOME CORN!!!!" :D)

14.crap-shooter: one who plays the game of craps. (Oh damn.I thought it was
somebody who shoots crap out of their butts.)

15.cuckoo: slightly deranged mentally. (I LOL'D)

Comments 
thegirlnextdoor4life says:   17 January 2009   635913  
ummm ok?
 
‹♠♫ßιρσlαя•έυρнσяια♪♠› says:   17 January 2009   286649  
ahahahahaha calvary....u mean celery....xD
number 9 is funny what u said. xD ahaha....wow.....
 
SexFlavouredPancakes says :   17 January 2009   119648  
Okay yourself,girlnextdoor. >.>

Haha xD Yeah,well seriously.You can take the wrong meaning from those
kind of definitions.
 
 
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