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Wal-Mart is great. 8DCategory: (general)
Tuesday, 28 October 2008
12:22:37 AM (GMT)
Me and my step-sister went to Wal-Mart today.It was the best.
First of all,we went there to go emo guy hunting,which didn't work out,because the
only people that were there were gangster wannabes.

Anyway.We went to the Halloween section,and tried on stuff.I found a little tiara and
wand,and I started hopping around Karissa going "Uh,when the fuck is your Cinderella
dress supposed to appear?" Then I attacked her with the wand,right in front of
people.
I tried on this wig that made me look like the afro dude from
LMFAO.(http://images.clubzone.com/events/images/upload/lmfao2.jpg)I whispered "Hey
sexayyyy" to some random customer.I also put on a Darth Vader mask and screamed
"KARISSA.I AM YOUR FAJA."

We went into the perfume section and sprayed old lady perfume all over ourselves.

Then we went into the card section,and we kept opening the cards that play
music.There was this one that played "Superfreak" and I started busting out the pimp
moves and air humped.As you can probably tell,we received many stares from
customers.

Wal-Mart is attached to a mall,so we started walking around the mall and saw this
businessman being surrounded by security guards.They walked him out of the mall and
everything.It was pretty entertaining.

I hugged the "Guitar Hero:World Tour" game,and Karissa had to pull me away from it.

WE SAW A MICHAEL JACKSON CD,AND IT HAD A FUCKING RECYCLING STICKER ON IT.That was
it.Kar and I buckled over in laughter,which caused more stares.

We went to Tim Horton's and listened to some druggies talk about zombies.Also pretty
entertaining.

And that was our night... :]
Me and Karissa have some weird experiences.
Wal-Mart's great.There's just so much to do.

Comments 
‹AmyBeetch™› says:   28 October 2008   585957  
LOL.
I wish I had awesome Wal-mart experiences.
 
madman says:   30 October 2008   671766  
You make fun of Americans yet you go to Wal-Mart eh? Goddamn
hypocrite eh. <333 eh.
SexFlavouredPancakes says:   1 November 2008   518236  
S'okay eh.
Canadians are allowed to be as hypocritical as they effin please eh.
 
madman says:   4 November 2008   358487  
And who made this rule eh? STALIN? Eh.
SexFlavouredPancakes says:   13 November 2008   873866  
OBAMA EH.
 
madman says:   18 November 2008   898516  
Oh eh. That's possibly worse eh.
SexFlavouredPancakes says:   18 November 2008   531494  
I love Obama. <3
 
madman says:   7 December 2008   886433  
If you love any politician, you have problems eh.
‹♠♫ßιρσlαя•έυρнσяια♪♠› says:   7 December 2008   259685  
rofl which MJ CD was it? xD.
 
SexFlavouredPancakes says :   13 December 2008   521939  
IDC EH,CAZ OBAMAZ TEH SHIZZOOO EH.

Not even sure.Back when he was black....
 
 
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