Monday, 27 October 2008
08:22:37 PM (GMT)
Me and my step-sister went to Wal-Mart today.It was the best.
First of all,we went there to go emo guy hunting,which didn't work out,because the
only people that were there were gangster wannabes.
Anyway.We went to the Halloween section,and tried on stuff.I found a little tiara and
wand,and I started hopping around Karissa going "Uh,when the fuck is your Cinderella
dress supposed to appear?" Then I attacked her with the wand,right in front of
I tried on this wig that made me look like the afro dude from
LMFAO.(http://images.clubzone.com/events/images/upload/lmfao2.jpg)I whispered "Hey
sexayyyy" to some random customer.I also put on a Darth Vader mask and screamed
"KARISSA.I AM YOUR FAJA."
We went into the perfume section and sprayed old lady perfume all over ourselves.
Then we went into the card section,and we kept opening the cards that play
music.There was this one that played "Superfreak" and I started busting out the pimp
moves and air humped.As you can probably tell,we received many stares from
Wal-Mart is attached to a mall,so we started walking around the mall and saw this
businessman being surrounded by security guards.They walked him out of the mall and
everything.It was pretty entertaining.
I hugged the "Guitar Hero:World Tour" game,and Karissa had to pull me away from it.
WE SAW A MICHAEL JACKSON CD,AND IT HAD A FUCKING RECYCLING STICKER ON IT.That was
it.Kar and I buckled over in laughter,which caused more stares.
We went to Tim Horton's and listened to some druggies talk about zombies.Also pretty
And that was our night... :]
Me and Karissa have some weird experiences.
Wal-Mart's great.There's just so much to do.