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This diary entry is written by ‹XxXZay-ZayZOMBAYXxX›. ( View all entries )

don't let this happen...Category: repost
Monday, 9 June 2008
02:00:15 PM (GMT)
Man: Where have you been all my life?
Woman: Hiding from you.

Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.

Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.

Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.

Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized.

Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.

Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?

Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.

Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together
Woman: Really, I'd put f and u together

If you repost this you will get a phone call 37 minutes after you repost

If you don't resend this then your love life will be [[doomed]] for eternity.

DAMES REPOST THIS AS "female comebacks"

DUDES REPOST THIS AS "don't let this happen..."

popsciclexdino says:   20 June 2008   545398  
mean....... But Funny!!!!!!
‹♫Maura♪Beyond♪Belief♫› says:   26 June 2008   872475  
I think the last one is my favorite.
‹XxXZay-ZayZOMBAYXxX› says:   26 June 2008   226499  
Ya, mine, too. I thought it was funny.
Ninja_Deoxces says:   2 September 2008   258689  
Oh my god, those are funny
I'm so totally gonna use them at work
‹XxXZay-ZayZOMBAYXxX› says:   2 September 2008   336168  
queenlakarme says :   7 February 2012   345685  
Hello ,
my name is Queen Lakarme, I was impressed when I saw your profile in I will like to establish a long lasting
relationship with you , please you can contact me through my mail, 
 so that I will send you my picture and tell you more about me.

I will be waiting for your reply as soon as possible.
From your friend,

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