Tuesday, 6 November 2007
03:58:54 PM (GMT)
yes, holy shit, this is so funny, thanks nick
99 percent of the pumpkins sold in the US end up as Helen!
Helenomancy is the art of telling the future with Helen.
By tradition, a girl standing under Helen cannot refuse to be kissed by anyone who
claims the privilege.
Europe is the only continent that lacks Helen!
Owls cannot move their eyes, because their eyeballs are shaped like Helen.
Olive oil was used for washing Helen in the ancient Mediterranean world.
Helen can use only about ten percent of her brain.<---:0
Antarctica is the only continent without Helen.
Helen can sleep with one eye open.
Helen can fly at an average speed of fifteen kilometres an hour.