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41 ays to piss off your parents :]Category: funny
Wednesday, 17 October 2007
10:41:15 PM (GMT)
41 ways to piss your parents off O.o

1. Follow them around the house everywhere
2. Moo when they say your name
3. Run into walls
4. Say that wearing clothes is against your religion
5. Stand over them at four in the morning with a huge grin on your face and say,
good morning sunshine
6. Pluck someone's hair out and yell, "DNA"
7. Wear a sticker that says, "I’m a retard"
8. Have 20 imaginary friends that you talk to all the time
9. In public yell, "No Mom/Dad, I will not make out with you!!"
10. Do what they actually tell you
11. Jump off the roof, trying to fly
12. Hold their hand and whisper to them, "I see dead people"
13. At everything they say yell, "Liar"
14. Try to swim in the floor
15. Tap on their door all night
16. Pretend to have amnesia
17. Say everything backwards
18. Run around with a lamp shade on your head yelling, "the sun!!! it's dying!!!"
19. Sing at the top of your lungs while running around the house...in your
underwear
20. Have nervous spasms at spontaneous times
21. Snort loudly when you laugh and then laugh harder
22. Run in circles
23. Recite a whole movie 3 times
24. Pretend to beat yourself up
25. Slither everywhere
26. Wear your pants on your head and your shirt on your waist... tell them you're
making a fashion statement
27. Try and drink out of a glass the wrong way
28. Super glue your finger up your nose
39. Talk to a pen
30. Lay face down and chant like an indian tribe
31. Try and climb the wall
32. Spread out on the window and buzz, pretending to be a fly
33. Take your ice cream cone and put it one your forehead...say you're a lovely
unicorn
34. Put pegs on your nose and eyes
35. Switch the light button on and off for a while, then say, "ooooh... I get
it!!!"
36. Eat your hair
37. Whatever they are eating, tell them it looks like a certain animal
38. Eat anything obviously not edible
39. Say your pet is mocking you and chase it around the house
40. When you shower or bath yell, "i'm drowning!!!"
41. Try to snorkel in your fish tank

Comments 
‹DasAtem› says:   17 October 2007   358517  
lol i've tried a few.....i'm sending this to some pepole on msn :D
 
ismile_xoxo says:   17 October 2007   133428  
haha this i funny :D
jackjack789 says:   18 October 2007   245431  
lol ive done most of those.Ive done the oce cream one in public lol.
everyone thought i was on crack.
 
‹♥Stevie;;HereSheGoesAGAIN♥› says:   18 October 2007   466167  
hahaha i cracked up when i read that!
 
realfairytail says:   18 October 2007   545314  
cool!!! i am so definitefly gonna do  some of those but some dont ya
think some are  a lil bit dangerous?? Realfairytail: no offense       
       Heaven    Help    Us: none taken
heaven_help_us says:   18 October 2007   428725  
I guess some are kinda dangerous
littoxgalxcute says:   19 October 2007   516831  
i don all of them but my parents didnt get pissed
heaven_help_us says :   29 October 2007   975454  
that's amazing

 
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