Top 10 Ways stupid to catch on Fire!
 

#10 - Follow the fire trucks and then walk into the burning house.

#9 - Pour gasoline all over yourself and lidth yourself with a ligther.
 
#8 - Walk backwards into a bonfire.
 
#7 - Drop a candle on yourself.
 
#6 - Pay someone to set you on fire!

#5 - Knock the Menorah over.
 
#4 - Play catch with torches.

#3 - Wire yourself to explosives.

#2 - Pretend to be an unexperienced chemist!

#1 - Light a match while surrounded by burping and farting cows!