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Tuesday, 12 June 2007
04:04:05 PM (GMT)
: mom calls the husband a 'bastard' and then the dad calls the wife a "bitch" and billy goes to his mom and says "mom what's a bitch and a bastard?" and the mom says "well, a bitch is a lady and a bastard is a gentlemen" and then later billy goes outside and listens to his neighbors, and hears "Put your penis in my vagina!" So Billy goes to his mom and says "mom whats a penis and vagina?" His moms says "Well Billy, a penis is a hat and a vagina is a coat" and then later billy sees his dad shaving and cuts himself and says "shit" and billy said "Dad, whats shit" And then his dad says "Well billy, shit is a type of Shaving cream " and then billy goes to see his mom cutting the turkey and his mom cuts her finger and says "fuck!" and then billy says to his mom "Mom whats fuck?" "Well billy fuck is a way of cutting the turkey" and Then later the guests arrive and billy goes to them and says "Hello bitches and bastards, may i take your penis's and vaginas, my dad's upstairs wiping shit off his face, and my mom is in the kitchen fucking the Turkey"

1shanicehobbs33 shouts:   12 June 2007   495537  
i am da first 2 leave a comment! so dat is funny y didn't they just
tell him da truth? lol
Blair says:   12 June 2007   295316  
lol i know this is hilarious tho
‹~A SuP3r Star & Princ3ss!!!~› says:   12 June 2007   237961  
that is so funhy
Cheerleading_POPLUAR says:   13 June 2007   767963  
that is funny
Lovesick says:   26 June 2007   735589  
oh my god the begining was well..wierd but the end makes me roll on
the floor with uncontrolable laughter thx i love this one!
1luv says:   1 July 2007   215777  
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!I was laughing to hard me ribs
started to hurt..............hahahaha
1luv says:   1 July 2007   336235  
That was so funny!!
‹♫♥Emily.Music.Love♥♫› says:   30 July 2007   772929  
hhaah...LMAO!!!!!! thats funny!!!!!
princesslaylay19 says:   30 July 2007   411111  
that is soooooooooooooooo funny
gangstaninja says:   31 July 2007   789363  
thatz funny
‹ItsBrittniBxtch :)› says:   31 July 2007   412733  
that is really really really funni
Alphageast says :   12 August 2007   271134  
thats funny

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