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Tuesday, 5 December 2006
11:06:30 PM (GMT)
Q: What's the difference between your new teacher and a train?
A: Your new teacher says, "Spit out your gum!"; but a train says, "Choo! Choo!"
Q: Why did the new teacher give Smart Alec and A-plus?
A: Because he made a WISE-crack!

Kurt: I spent eight hours over my new spelling book last night.
Teacher: It's wonderful that you spent so much time studying!
Kurt: Who said anything about studying? My spelling book was under my bed when I went
to sleep!

Principal: So tell me, Mr Wartman. Is that little Andrew Anderson as hopeless as he
was last year?
Teacher: Well, I don't like to say he's hopeless. But he did have to cheat to get an
F on a test today.

Principal: I've been watching you to day, Mr. Wartman. It was wonderful how you
managed to stay on your toes for the entire first day of school!
Teacher: I had no choice. My students put thumbtacks on my chair!

Teacher: How do you spell cat, Angela?
Angela: C-A-I -
Teacher: Stop right there. Cat doesn't have and I!
Angela: So how does it see to catch a mouse?

Teacher: Melody, spell mouse.
Melody: M-O-U-S.
Teacher: But what's at the end of it?
Melody: A tail.

Q: Why did the students throw eggs at the new drama teacher?
A: Because eggs go so well with ham!

Q: How are tough teachers like umpires?
A: They both penalize you for errors!

Q: What can you pay your new teacher even if you're totally broke?
A: Attention!

Q: What kind of teachers do you find at the South Pole?
A: Cold Ones.

Q: How does the new music teacher brush his teeth?
A: With a tuba toothpaste!

Q: How did the new music teacher get locked out of his classroom?
A: His keys were inside the piano!
by marlana

Comments 
trippinout98 says:   5 December 2006   385887  
ok i guess
dallas1 says:   5 December 2006   237264  
i know they want that good
RedThorn22 asks:   5 December 2006   287198  
Will sum1 tell me why it is so weird?
dallas1 says:   5 December 2006   198118  
what is so weird
Soycoy12 says:   5 December 2006   935921  
DO MORE STUFF ABOUT SEX AND MORE DETAILS FOR THE STUFF ABOUT SEX!!!!
dallas1 says:   5 December 2006   713153  
ok!
hottjonnathanmagic says:   6 December 2006   718382  
i made me laught
dallas1 says:   6 December 2006   341976  
lol thanks
Cowyeshia shouts:   9 December 2006   444266  
HA HA HA thats funny ; }
dallas1 says:   9 December 2006   949754  
thanks oh and your smily looks like the grinch lol!
annaodeh whispers:   10 December 2006   358586  
I have a book with the same jokes
ianagoldtuna says:   14 December 2006   239763  
i didn't get the cat one and the eggs and ham.
 
animelova says:   16 January 2007   451942  
yea me either but everything else was GREAT!!
kristin1228 says:   18 January 2007   218174  
i agree with soycoy12, im not weird just older brains think more
anbout it lol..
meg15 says:   18 January 2007   152655  
WHAT THE FUCKKK!!!
meg15 says:   18 January 2007   224321  
DONT TALK ABOUT MY NEW TEACHER GIRL HOW COULD YOU *CRIES*
supertori11 says:   30 January 2007   176982  
????
jennine says:   4 February 2007   396553  
hahahahahahahahahaha!
lonely says:   6 February 2007   344564  
good jokes
 
seamonkey8844 says:   4 March 2007   677556  
those jokes are funny. 
shortieshortie says:   1 April 2007   148891  
wow do some jokes that will turn people on instead of making them
laugh!!!
xoFallenAngelzxo says:   28 May 2007   753145  
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EMAIL ME OR MESSAGE I WILL READ ANY 1 WELL GOOD LUCK
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‹*Expired*› says:   9 October 2007   439831  
hahaha how do you think of that stuff?
 
Lilrockin2 says :   29 October 2007   682399  
DO MORE STUFF ABOUT SEX AND MORE DETAILS FOR THE STUFF ABOUT SEX!!!!

 
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