Tuesday, 5 December 2006
11:06:30 PM (GMT)
Q: What's the difference between your new teacher and a train?
A: Your new teacher says, "Spit out your gum!"; but a train says, "Choo! Choo!"
Q: Why did the new teacher give Smart Alec and A-plus?
A: Because he made a WISE-crack!
Kurt: I spent eight hours over my new spelling book last night.
Teacher: It's wonderful that you spent so much time studying!
Kurt: Who said anything about studying? My spelling book was under my bed when I went
Principal: So tell me, Mr Wartman. Is that little Andrew Anderson as hopeless as he
was last year?
Teacher: Well, I don't like to say he's hopeless. But he did have to cheat to get an
F on a test today.
Principal: I've been watching you to day, Mr. Wartman. It was wonderful how you
managed to stay on your toes for the entire first day of school!
Teacher: I had no choice. My students put thumbtacks on my chair!
Teacher: How do you spell cat, Angela?
Angela: C-A-I -
Teacher: Stop right there. Cat doesn't have and I!
Angela: So how does it see to catch a mouse?
Teacher: Melody, spell mouse.
Teacher: But what's at the end of it?
Melody: A tail.
Q: Why did the students throw eggs at the new drama teacher?
A: Because eggs go so well with ham!
Q: How are tough teachers like umpires?
A: They both penalize you for errors!
Q: What can you pay your new teacher even if you're totally broke?
Q: What kind of teachers do you find at the South Pole?
A: Cold Ones.
Q: How does the new music teacher brush his teeth?
A: With a tuba toothpaste!
Q: How did the new music teacher get locked out of his classroom?
A: His keys were inside the piano!