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Friday, 22 June 2012
10:00:26 AM (GMT)
▲: hi.
▼: HELLO.
▲: kk!
▼: SOLLUX! AM I SUPPOSED TO BE HAPPY? I SEE YOU LIKE EVERY DAY.
▲: ofcour2e.
▼: WHAT ABOUT YOU? ARE YOU SUPPOSED TO BE HAPPY? YOU SEE ME EVERY DAY AS WELL. WHY
ARE WE HAPPY?
▲: becau2e we get va2t enjoyment out of conver2iing wiith eachother.
▼: WELL I DON'T. GUESS WHAT JUST BLEW UP?
▼: AGAIN?
▲: what.
▼: MY COMPUTER.
▼: HOORAY, LIKE CRABDAD WILL ACTUALLY HELP ME FIX IT. ALL HE'LL DO IS SMACK ME WITH
HIS STUPID CLAWS AGAIN.
▲: go2h.
▼: YEAH.
▲: 2o many explo2iion2.
▼: SADLY. AM I REPLYING LATE?
▲: nope.
▼: OH.
▲: how do you manage 2uch explo2iion2 kk.
▲: iit2 almo2t iimpre22iive.
▲: almo2t.
▼: WELL, I HAVE BEEN RUNNING CODES AND SUSPICIOUS PROGRAMS ON MY COMPUTER.
▼: AND THEN I MAKE YOU FIX IT.
▲: how 2mart.
▲: waiit what.
▼: SO I DON'T REALLY SEE A PROBLEM.
▲: you make me fiix iit.
▲: the key word there ii2 make.
▲: aha no.
▼: YOU NEVER REALLY OFFER TO FIX IT. BUT YOU ALWAYS END UP FIXING IT.
▲: that doe2nt mean you make me.
▼: OKAY WELL YOU DO IT ANYWAYS, OFFER OR MAKE.
▲: iit would be cute two 2ee you try and make me do 2omthiing.
▼: I DEMAND YOU TO KISS ERIDAN.
▲: dii2gu2tiing.
▲: that would never happen.
▲: (( Funfact: I ship blackrom EriSol x3 ))
▼: (( That is always a yes. c: ))
▲: (( *dramatically gasps* i love you. ))
▼: ((lol. anyways,))
▼: SO WHAT CAN I MAKE YOU DO...?
▼: I COMMAND YOU TO LIVE.
▲: you cant make me do 2omethiing iim already doiing.
▼: I COMMAND YOU TO CONTINUE LIVING.
▲: iim goiing two contiinue liiviing becau2e ii want two.
▼: OKAY. I COMMAND YOU TO... ONE SECOND CRABDAD IS BOTHERING ME.
▼: (WHAT DO YOU WANT CRABDAD?) (your computer.) (WELL YOU CAN HAVE IT, IT'S BLOWN
TO HELL AND BACK.) (no, im not fixing it again. nor am i letting sollux fix it
either.) (YOU EXPECT ME TO FIX IT??) (yes, yes i do. say bye to sollux.) ( ALSO, QUIT
TALKING TO ME LIKE I'M A FREAKING GRUB!)
▼: YEAH I HAVE TO GO FIX MY BLOWN TO HELL AND BACK COMPUTER.
▲: why you.
▲: youre horriible wiith technology.
▼: THANKS, THAT MAKES ME FEEL MUCH BETTER.
▼: SEEYA.

I don't.
Last edited: 22 June 2012


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